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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Dirty jokes request
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BruceS »
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
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Dot »
Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:07 pm
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B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
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I brushed my teeth after...🤣
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Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:59 pm
Was it love in her eyes?
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T1 Terry »
Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:11 pm
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The jeweller is about to shut shop on a Friday evening when a well dressed older man with a very scantily dressed curvaceous young woman hanging of...
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The latest in intimate lubricants??? :shock:
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Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:22 pm
Wisdom
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Dot »
Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
A pheasant says to a bull, I would love to get on top of that tree, but I haven't the energy.
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Last post by Dot
Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
Kids and whitemail
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Dot »
Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:04 pm
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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by...
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... Dottie,
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Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:14 am
Hound dog
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Dot »
Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
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Last post by Dot
Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
Beach buddies
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Dot »
Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,...
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Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
The Swaggie’s response
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Greynomad »
Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
The weary, wrinkled old swaggie knocked on the farmhouse door.
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Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
Ma & Pa
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Dot »
Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:43 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
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Ron,
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Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:47 pm
Car problems
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Greynomad »
Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Q: A man’s car is functioning perfectly when he returns home.
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Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Doggy Motto
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Greynomad »
Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:57 pm
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Personal experience with this one :!:
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Came across this one some time ago and kept it.
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Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:19 pm
The Dunny Run
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Dot »
Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
THE DUNNY RUN.
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Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
sneaky parents
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Dot »
Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:04 pm
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John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on...
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DOTTIE! :shock:
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Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:37 am
Do the damn dishes!!!
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BruceS »
Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:26 pm
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Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it......
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It's even funnier when you read it the second time :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:48 pm
Shoe problem...
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Greynomad »
Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:27 pm
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
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You ignoring the garden again Ray ?
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Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:12 pm
Stonehenge DST
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Greynomad »
Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:54 pm
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Stone Henge DST.jpg
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Yessir!! On it right away!
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:34 pm
Cricket Mates...
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Greynomad »
Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
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Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
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Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:00 pm
No Pressure, Then...
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Greynomad »
Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
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Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
GPS Problem
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Greynomad »
Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
But Captain, my GPS says 'Turn to Port immediately.' ...
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Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
Seniors
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pet-els »
Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:16 am
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.
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A some what different result to when The Italian Stallion from room 104 did his hypnotising show ... same deal but when the chain broke the hypnotist...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:21 pm
Order of precedence
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Greynomad »
Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:19 pm
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Got onto online shopping with one of the major supermarket stores yesterday.
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I thought I was wrong once,but apparently it's all the time according to my wife. :D
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Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:12 pm
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
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Dot »
Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:01 pm
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
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:lol: :lol: :roll:
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Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:30 pm
Cat problem
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Greynomad »
Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:24 am
Bloke moves in with his girlfriend.
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:24 am
Will he jump?
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BruceS »
Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:00 pm
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news...
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T1
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Sun Mar 07, 2021 3:13 pm
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