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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...

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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!

As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Dirty jokes request

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by BruceS » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am

We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...

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Heaven’s clocks

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by Greynomad » Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:14 am

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A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he’s standing before St Peter, his eye is caught by the wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all the clocks for?”...

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The names change but the joke remains just as funny .... well, with Donald it could have been an act of kindness and they leant his clock to the...

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Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:27 pm
Very Old Joke

Last post by Greynomad « Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:34 am

by Greynomad » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:34 am

An Englishman, Irishman & a Scot walked into a bar.
Barman says, “Is this some sort of joke?”
🙄

And a blonde walked into a bar.
Should have worn...

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Problem post

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by Greynomad » Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:07 am
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Bluddy Moderators... 8-) :lol:
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That hole Ray put up is an asian bog.

So I'd need 4WD Low Range? :?
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Home Covid Test

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by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:14 pm

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For those who are concerned they might have Covid 19 but can't be a*sed to go and get tested.
Pour a large glass of red wine, do the whole wine...

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My blurred vision usually self corrects after a few cups of tea. Almost always gone by 11am. But mine is also generally self inflicted. :D

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Fri Sep 25, 2020 2:01 pm
Colonoscopy

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by pet-els » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:40 am
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Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

Colonoscopy Journal:

I called my friend Andy Sable, a...

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Yeah but when I had mine they shoved it up the wrong orifice and my husb to be (Mohammad)called off the wedding because I was not intact :lol: :lol:...
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Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:55 am
Unanticipated Mask Problem

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How to reply

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by RobertNotBob » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:56 am

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Found this while cruising this morning

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The kids & I were chatting the other evening.
I said “I don’t want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids in a bottle. If...

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Cryptic clue

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by Greynomad » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:40 am

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Came across this cryptic clue on a crossword recently:

6 Down: Disguise a small horse as cheese. (10)

A: Mascarpone.

Geddit?
Mask-a-pony :lol:...

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Correct, T1.
I was quoting from a somewhat unreliable memory. 🤭
Thanks for the proper wording.

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A day in the life of a BMW driver

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by T1 Terry » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:54 pm

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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my multilane highways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn’t...

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:lol: :lol: :roll: I can't take a Prius seriously at any speed.

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Classy Insults

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by pet-els » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 am

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When insults had class .... and not 4 letter words!

These glorious insults are from an era “ before” the English language got boiled down to...

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The old round was Do you know what I like about you? Nothing After that became exhausted from over use I adapted it to know what I like about you?...

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Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:37 pm
Between a Rock & a Hard Place

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by Greynomad » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:42 pm

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Just rediscovered this clipping, quoting from the Royal Melbourne Yacht Squadron's magazine, Seabreeze :

The incident apparently took place near...

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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Change of Gender

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by pet-els » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:39 pm

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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knows much more about the game then they...

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That's a good one
Helen

Sent from my SM-J250G using Tapatalk

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Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:11 am
Jane & Tarzan

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by Dot » Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:24 pm

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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
Tarzan...

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When Tarzan and Jane were doing, for the want of a better word, body identification
Arm,,, Arm.... Leg,,, Leg, etc etc then to sex parts
She...

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Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:38 pm
Birds

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by Dot » Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 pm

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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
What...

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.... and that's where the saying came from;

on a wing and a prayer

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Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:50 pm
Gotta get me some Tampons!!

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by Brucie2 » Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:02 pm

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked...

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:lol: :lol:

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Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:52 pm
ATM

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by pet-els » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:58 am

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The old gentleman handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £50 .
The teller told him, “For withdrawals less than...

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Yup!
Age & cunning always beats young & smartar$e...

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Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:36 am
Cowards

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by Dot » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:09 pm

Mick ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt? I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military...

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Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:09 pm
Fun with Keys

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by Greynomad » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:59 pm

Sent to me recently...
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Several days ago, I left our local Bunnings, heading out to my ute. I reached into my...

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Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:59 pm
The Jury

Last post by Greynomad « Thu Aug 20, 2020 3:29 pm
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by pet-els » Thu Aug 20, 2020 8:14 am

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In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals, here is a jury to be proud of:

A defendant was on trial for murder.

There was strong...

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Smart lawyer.
Even smarter jury. 😜

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Thu Aug 20, 2020 3:29 pm
KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN

Last post by T1 Terry « Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:30 pm
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by pet-els » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:54 am

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KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have...

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Pet-els speakum with straight tongue. Ugh.
White-eyes know more than he looks . 😜
Chief smokum peace pipe with him.

Why would his mother dress...

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Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:30 pm
Smiths story

Last post by Dot « Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm

by Dot » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the surrogate father was to...

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Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm
Bank robber

Last post by Greynomad « Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:44 pm
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by Greynomad » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:15 pm

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Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?
Barged into a bank and yelled, “Sticks in the air... this is a hand-up!”
:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Is it...

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The Irish bank robber who was told there was no cash available because it had all been taken to the vault. He demand $10,000 be put into his bank...

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Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:44 pm
Thought for the day?

Last post by Keith Morris « Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:00 am
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by pet-els » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:29 am

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A VERY DISTURBING REVELATION …………………

Thought for the day?

Sexual activity for senior males: (where were you born?)

Statistics just...

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Good one Peter 😁😁
Bernie

tanks here ---Peter,
reminds me of the one where the wife had the nickname harvey Norman --ie: no interest for 5 years.

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Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:00 am
Workshop Tools Explained

Last post by Vik351 « Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:39 pm
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by Greynomad » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:31 pm

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With much of the country's residents now having more home-time due to Covid-19,
I thought it would be an opportune time for some helpful guidance on...

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Yeah..... SHIFTY!!

Runnin away...quickly!!

Wrong :lol: It was because every time he (my 1st husb) looked at me he said his nuts tightened up....

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Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:39 pm

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