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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Dirty jokes request
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BruceS »
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
truckie lingo
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Dot »
Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:36 pm
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A trucker came in to a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards.
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Can't believe a blond would use lateral thinking like that, Dot :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:45 pm
Dinner party
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Dot »
Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:50 pm
A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:50 pm
Ginger Ninja joke note I said joke
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Dot »
Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:21 pm
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Cigar, Callaway.... all the same really.
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Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:24 pm
Advice from a retired husband
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Dot »
Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:37 pm
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they...
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Ron, after reading that contract, I reckon that bloke would be lying next to Ron the golfer, with a golf club between his ears. :roll:
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Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:14 pm
Dave and his new gun
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Dot »
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:20 am
Dave was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:20 am
Pastor's teeth
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Dot »
Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:02 pm
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:02 pm
Smart dog
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Dot »
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:54 pm
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $15 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please.
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That is SO good. I'll be sharing for sure.
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Last post by Grandad
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:53 am
Reasonable question...
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Greynomad »
Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:27 am
I’ll never forget the look on the checkout chick’s face as she scanned the birdseed packet and I asked her,
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:27 am
Warning
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2foot6 »
Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:00 pm
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If you are in a motorhome tonight,think about this..
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If the Kombi doesn't swell up like that, the enclosed space will either take you out or the co pilot will :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:43 pm
Irish Maths
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Greynomad »
Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:43 pm
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An Irishman was applying for a job.
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to be sure to be sure :o :) :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6
Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:37 pm
The best thing done for our country
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native pepper »
Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:32 am
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Not sure if this should be in the joke section, or fantasy section. But it was in the joke section of a site I visit, it's not a forum but has a joke...
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We can't even follow the simple rules during this Pandemic so how on earth will our leaders lower any emissions??
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:40 pm
WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
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Greynomad »
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:32 pm
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Q: Who gives presents to our dogs & cats?
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Q. What’s the absolute bestest Christmas present?
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:50 pm
Wrong End
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Greynomad »
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:00 pm
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A man was bored at work, home life was becoming hum-drum, and he seemed to be on an endless treadmill, going nowhere.
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Hmm,hat's don't work for me,guess I will have to stand upside down. :D
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Last post by 2foot6
Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:04 am
On Aging
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Greynomad »
Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:45 pm
Two blokes grow up together, but after university one moves to New York and the other to San Francisco. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida...
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:45 pm
Crumpled $20
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Dot »
Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:00 pm
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His wife asked Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?
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Now that's a $hit of a question... ;)
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Last post by Chuck
Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:22 am
three wishes
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Dot »
Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:45 pm
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An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
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Probably not, if he still purrs in her ear and sits on her lap, she'll be happy. If she's that good looking, she won't have any problems getting...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:06 pm
Pam Ayres ode to Corona Virus
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Dot »
Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:12 pm
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tanks here---Dot
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Last post by Keith Morris
Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:41 am
Peggy Sue
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Dot »
Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 pm
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Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 pm
Highway Hell
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Greynomad »
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:55 pm
Elderly gent is driving on the freeway when his car-connected phone rings.
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:55 pm
Scotsman or NZ
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pet-els »
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:37 pm
Sheep Farmer
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Last post by pet-els
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:37 pm
firing squad
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Dot »
Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:30 am
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Scomo PM, Gladys of NSW, and Dangerous Dan from Victoria were set to face a firing squad in a small central Australian Town.
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How good are firing squads
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Last post by Greynomad
Tue Nov 03, 2020 1:14 pm
Cat Meme
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T1 Terry »
Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:04 am
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Saw this on another forum and thought I'd share it here
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Last post by Coolabah1au
Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:11 am
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Last post by 2foot6
Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:39 pm
A Warning Ignored...
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Greynomad »
Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:56 am
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If this one doesn't bring you to tears of laughter, let me know. I'll pray that you get a sense of humour!
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She's going to regret that on Boxing Day.
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Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:45 am
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