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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
For T1
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Greynomad »
Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:25 pm
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:shock:
(Note glazed look.)
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One for us old rockers…
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Greynomad »
Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:16 pm
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ROCKERS ... :lol: :roll: ... I dont think so ... :roll: Got sheet music right but ...!!!
Now dis more...
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Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:47 pm
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Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:02 pm
feel like a woman!
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BruceS »
Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:12 am
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I love it!!
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Well, Bruce,
What's the joke??
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The bloke hung the shirt on his member when he gave it to her when he should have bin givin...
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Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:30 pm
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Sun Feb 05, 2023 5:28 pm
OH Crappppp
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2foot6 »
Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:20 am
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Sent another Pm but it got lost again, so sent an email :) :lol:
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Sun Feb 05, 2023 10:44 am
Shopping
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Greynomad »
Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:51 pm
I bought some milk at the supermarket yesterday.
The checkout girl asked if I wanted the milk in a bag.
I said, “No thanks. Just leave it in the...
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Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:51 pm
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Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:46 pm
Political Old but a goodie
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Dot »
Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:32 pm
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Walking down the street, a Member of Parliament is hit by a lorry and dies. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter. He says,
'Welcome to...
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A rehash of an oldie, but still worth a laugh
Vladimir Putin and two friends, a Chechen warlord and an Amur Oblast governor, had car trouble in the...
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Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:21 pm
Book Review
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Greynomad »
Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:34 pm
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T'other day I read a biography of the man who invented Lifesavers .
He made a mint!
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Found a book at the opshop, “Exploring a Haunted House” by Hugo First.
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Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:56 am
Bledisloe Cup
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Peter »
Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:08 pm
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The Bledisloe Cup
The schedule has been released for next year’s Bledisloe Cup.
At 6pm players will enter the field and line up either side of...
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Peter,
You forgot the coin-toss by a homeless indigenous female who was abused by a truckie in 2010.
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Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:51 am
Unemployed?
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BruceS »
Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:35 pm
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Read the last line until you get it!!!
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office,Paddy was...
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Ah, but does Mick wear them home?
:o :shock:
Nup, just made to fit most Mick's ;)
vik... :roll:
Only if they are Catholic's ;)
Yea,...
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Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:10 pm
De-flation...
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BruceS »
Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:17 am
A little humour to begin your day
He’s hot and he’s single . . . He lives right across the street. I can see his house from my living room. My eyes...
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Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:17 am
Spot the difference
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Greynomad »
Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:58 am
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Gee, George,
You’re pretty good at spotting things!!!
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Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:06 am
Another Q&A
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Greynomad »
Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:34 am
Q: How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
A: Toucans.
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Mon Jan 02, 2023 7:43 pm
The Vicars False Teeth
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Dot »
Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:58 pm
Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second...
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Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:58 pm
My mate Dave
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Greynomad »
Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:40 pm
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My mate Dave has just returned from a holiday in Bali.
He had a bit of trouble on re-entry, as he lost his ID over there.
I now call him Dav.
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Oh dear :roll:
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Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:41 pm
It’s Christmas!!
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Greynomad »
Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:46 pm
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me a ChapStick, and put it on my bill.”
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Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:07 am
Horsey Rides (with little Johnny)
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Dot »
Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
That little b-----d Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the
middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning...
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Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
dogs cost money!
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BruceS »
Sat Dec 10, 2022 8:02 am
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Bloody dog swallowed the Christmas lights off the tree so I had to take her to the vet. Cost me a fortune for the vet to remove them but the dog was...
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Very bright of you, Bruce!
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Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:39 pm
A swaggies breakfast
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Peter »
Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:02 pm
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Been reminiscing today with an old mate today we worked together as stockmen on a cattle station in the 1960's . Everything was done on horses back...
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I’ve known that one as a “Dingo’s Breakfast”.
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Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:37 pm
2 drunks
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Dot »
Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
TWO DRUNKS WERE LAYING IN THE GUTTER!
ONE DRUNK HAD HIS FINGER UP THE OTHER DRUNKS BUTT HOLE!
A COP WALKS UP AND SAYS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU...
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Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
Christmas dilemma
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BruceS »
Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:10 pm
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Need some important advice here..!!
My kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house.. Someone suggested that I should...
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At least install a light so they can see the spiders :lol: but maybe remove the ladder, if they can see there way around up there they might escape...
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