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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!

As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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A friend needs some help...

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:58 pm
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by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:04 pm

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I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help.

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an...

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That sounds like someone we all know and don't love doesn't it :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:58 pm
Common Sense.

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:48 pm
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by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:13 pm

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It's like a deodorant...

The people who need it the most never use it.

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You can say that again, :roll: But what led you to spout forth that gem dearest Chuck? :?

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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:48 pm
The Ambidextrous Golfer

Last post by Chuck « Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:02 pm

by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:02 pm

A group of men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.

A new woman...

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Last post by Chuck
Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:02 pm
Stiff Upper Lip.

Last post by Chuck « Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm

by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

You English are too...

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm
Scrabble

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:51 pm
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by possum52 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:34 pm

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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster. :lol:

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Is that 9 down :?:
Only if you land on pink triple score :D

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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:51 pm
botty problems....

Last post by Craig « Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm

by Craig » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm

An Irishman goes to the doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him...

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Last post by Craig
Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm
Dwarf (Adult)

Last post by Dot « Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm

by Dot » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two working girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf however, is unable to...

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Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm
ADULTS ONLY

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by BobnBev » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:31 pm

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This speaks for itself...

What does a Muslim Pussy look like?

Oh, come on! What the hell are you thinking!!!!

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Dotties Pussy avatar.JPG

I GIVE UP

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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:13 pm
lie detector robot

Last post by Craig « Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am

by Craig » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school?...

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Last post by Craig
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am
Crazy

Last post by Dot « Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:35 pm
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by possum52 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:23 pm

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only gladwrap for shorts.

The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

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Last post by Dot
Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:35 pm
Things to try, !!!!!

Last post by BobnBev « Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am

by BobnBev » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is...

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am
Lipstick on mirror

Last post by Greynomad « Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:33 am
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by Dot » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:52 pm

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A certain Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 13-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on...

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:lol: :o :lol: :twisted: :lol:

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:33 am
Isn't it the truth?

Last post by Dot « Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:07 pm
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by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:38 pm

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Isn’t it the truth.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women...

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The skeleton amused me :lol:

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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:07 pm
yellow

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by possum52 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:08 pm

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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow.

Life would be easier if he were...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I liked that one

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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:01 pm
Ozzie

Last post by T1 Terry « Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:11 pm
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by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:42 pm

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What's an Ozzies idea of foreplay?
Brace yourself sheila.

How can you tell when an Ozzie is formally dressed?
Hs's wearing black thongs.

BruceS ;)...

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The Aussie erogenous zones are the male elbow and the female rib cage, combined with the courting line, Whattayareckoneh? and for the married man,...

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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:11 pm
Irish

Last post by Dot « Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm

by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm

How do Irish count bank notes?
one, two, tree, four, foive, another another another.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.

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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm
NZ

Last post by Dot « Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm

by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm

Norman had a little lamb his case up next Friday ;)

How do you set up a kiwi in a small business?
Buy him a big buisness and wait.

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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm
Wrong address

Last post by possum52 « Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm

by possum52 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...

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Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm
Greek

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm

by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm

Spiro told Con that to get the best excitement out of sex he should make love to his wife rodeo style
:What's that? asked Con.
He said thats when...

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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm
Gypsies

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm

by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm

When a midget fortune teller escaped from jail the newspaper headline read, Small Medium at Large :lol: :lol:

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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm
The Story of Dot

Last post by Chuck « Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:06 pm
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by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:04 pm

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The True History of The Internet

December 14, in any given year

The Internet

A revelation with an Incredibly Big Message...

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I got as far as Why dost thou travel... paused to reflect why I was - & when I woke up... :lol:

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Last post by Chuck
Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:06 pm
Japanese men

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm

by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm

What do japanese men do when they have erections?
Vote :lol:

What is a pelvic examination called in japan?
Anookie lookie :roll:

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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm
Court case.

Last post by Dot « Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm

by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm

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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her....

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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm
Egyptians

Last post by T1 Terry « Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:40 pm
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by Dot » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:44 pm

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Egyptian girls who forget to take the pill are called Mummies.. :lol:

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Is it true Egyptians live in de nile?

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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:40 pm
Sex Study...

Last post by Noggins « Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:27 am
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by Craig » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:13 pm

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It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife...

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It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife...

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Last post by Noggins
Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:27 am

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