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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Politically (in)correct in Australia
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Chuck »
Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a Sheila called Penny – spooky or what?
A...
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
Two blokes in a pub...
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Chuck »
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
I couldn't help but over-hear two blokes in their mid-twenties while standing at the bar.
One bloke says to the other, Mate, you look really...
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
????????...May offend some ....Profanity..
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norman »
Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:45 pm
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Bit rude if your english speaking, Not if your Austrian......
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Dottie,
You forgot:
Comebychance
Who'da Thought It
I think both are in NSW.
and:
Nowhere Else, Tas
Not dirty - just weird. :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:02 am
Frog at a bank...
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Chuck »
Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:19 am
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It's only fair to tell you I am only sending this to a few of my friends who could possibly be slightly warped.
You have to be a little warped to...
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Norm,
Send them to Bruce via Rutherglen.
I laughed out loud! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:32 am
When to Disown Your Daughter
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Greynomad »
Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:59 am
My daughter just walked into the living room and said,
Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room
out, throw all my clothes out of the...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:59 am
An oldie with a new twist
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T1 Terry »
Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:42 pm
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A father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter addressed
to Mum and Dad on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:
Dear Mum...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:45 pm
False Teeth....
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norman »
Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:46 pm
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A VICAR goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first
Sunday after he gets his new teeth, his sermon lasts for only eight minutes.
The...
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Then there's the elderly couple who go to Maccas.
They order one Big Mac and one strawberry Smoothie.
The young lad behind the counter says, That's...
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:59 am
Just a few laughs
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Dot »
Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:49 pm
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great...
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But there are some young ones just learning about these things :D
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Last post by Dot
Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:50 am
An unhappy citizen?
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Dot »
Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:12 pm
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This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to censure...
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Wot he said...
In spades!
:evil:
I had to go through the same rigmarole. And at the time I was a State public servant with a security...
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:43 am
Air conditioners in cars
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Dot »
Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:20 pm
THE MESSAGE AT THE END SAYS IT ALL.
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little fact for...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:20 pm
A Strange case before the British courts
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John M »
Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:38 am
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This will put a smile on your dial great finish and probably true
Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white...
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but was it a good looking pumpkin? I guess he did say he had his pick so he wouldn't have chosen an ugly one eh :lol: Can't of been too drunk to be...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:30 am
Handy Woman
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Dot »
Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:24 pm
(Thank u Bob)
A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy woman...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:24 pm
Monkey in the bar.
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Dot »
Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:56 pm
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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He...
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Good one Dot pissed ourselves laughing at it :lol:
cheers Phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob
Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:16 pm
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS---
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pet-els »
Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:08 pm
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS---
(this was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on
how they...
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Very true :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:12 pm
Snowstorm & parking.
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Chuck »
Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:14 pm
On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Buffalo, NY were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, We...
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Last post by Chuck
Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:14 pm
2013 Darwin Awards
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Dot »
Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:32 pm
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You've been waiting for them with bated breath,
so without further ado, here are the 2013 Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit , a...
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Dottie,
I doubt you'll ever come across a constipated elephant...
So, if you're bored late at night, check your car windows are open. :roll:
Dunno...
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:30 am
Honda mechanic....
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norman »
Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:16 am
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was...
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:16 am
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Last post by norman
Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:12 pm
Not what you call p.c.
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norman »
Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:39 pm
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:44 pm
7 Dwarves of Old Age
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Dot »
Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:02 pm
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What a liar you are Mr Chuckles, at least I have the front to admit to all of them :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:01 pm
New Neighbor...
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:46 pm
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Guess what ? We have a new neighbor.
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my back terrace I saw her as she...
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Dreaming still I see :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:56 pm
Football Boots
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pet-els »
Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:04 am
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> >Football Boots
> >Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
> >
> >Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees...
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I would say the lad got out of that encounter rather un scathed ;) ;) :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:39 pm
Balls
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Dot »
Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:14 pm
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:14 pm
Victorian Grey Nomads
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cedtrains »
Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:54 pm
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Four old retired blokes are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They turned a corner and see a sign that says,
Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10...
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:lol: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:59 pm
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:27 am
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