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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
u-tube thingy...
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norman »
Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:04 am
Five Masculine Moments!
Five Masculine Moments
Click here: 5 Masculine Moments
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Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:04 am
Justice?
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Dot »
Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:27 pm
A man is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library and asks a girl: Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replies in a loud...
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Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:27 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:30 am
How do they know these things?
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T1 Terry »
Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:08 am
Another classic from Casino John
One morning three women are rolling up on the green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:08 am
one Liners from Phyllis Diller
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bellett65 »
Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:00 am
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.
As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a...
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:00 am
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:08 pm
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:04 am
Kitchen help
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BruceS »
Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:40 am
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A caring husband sees that his wife is busy in the kitchen and offers to help.
He: “My dear, what can I do to help you?”
She: “Take this bag of...
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Hi.
:lol: :o
The wife said peel half so he did peel half of them. :lol:
Wife :x :x
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol:...
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Last post by pop's coaster54
Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:02 pm
Good Morning...
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norman »
Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:07 pm
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MEDICAL UPDATE
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need
a blood transfusion! This is good to know.
MEDICAL ALERT
Australian...
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Knowing my luck she'd turn into an old boiler instead :roll:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:00 pm
Message from the wife...
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norman »
Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:40 pm
Got home real late last night after a full day of golfing
and hanging out with the guys,
and my wife left a message in the kitchen....
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Last post by norman
Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:40 pm
The Amazing Scotsman.
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Chuck »
Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:00 pm
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't Miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a...
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:00 pm
People today
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Dot »
Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:48 pm
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wed for002.jpg
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Unfortunately that is so true. The first thing is the video.
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:32 pm
A Few Gems Of Wisdom
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Dot »
Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:32 pm
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:32 pm
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Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:25 pm
Power failure...
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Chuck »
Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:07 pm
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We had a power outage last week and my wireless network, PC, TV, games console - and the lights - shut down immediately.
Our cordless phones...
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Sorright Dot - she's seen it!! :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:42 am
Paddy...
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norman »
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:54 am
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to...
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Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:54 am
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:04 pm
Amish at the elevator
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norman »
Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:29 pm
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A fifteen year
old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver...
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:lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:55 pm
Aphorisms For The Year
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Dot »
Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:53 pm
It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
We have...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:53 pm
Miss understandings
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RussellB[SA] »
Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:38 pm
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:38 pm
Fred & Fiona Parking
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Dot »
Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:04 pm
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Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: Oh fat boy,...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:52 am
I Am, You Are, We Are Australian
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Dot »
Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:47 pm
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Another one to offend someone somewhere.
WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands...
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:?:
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Last post by Jim
Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:10 pm
A Clever Kid
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Dot »
Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:10 pm
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.
He calls home....
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:10 pm
10 Inches
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Dot »
Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:37 pm
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body part
Increases to ten times its size when stimulated?
No one...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: love it
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:30 am
Lady at the Shrinks
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Dot »
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:49 pm
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A woman walks into the shrinks office with a duck under her arm.
The shrink says, Can I help you?
The lady replies, There's nothing wrong with me,...
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Qwakers!!!
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:58 am
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