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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Lipstick is school
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Dot »
Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:07 pm
>
> According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne
> was recently faced with a unique problem.
> A number of...
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:07 pm
Light aircraft accident
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T1 Terry »
Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:09 pm
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My ex wife started taking flying lessons about the time of our divorce and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same...
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I have a friend that works at CASA and he said what you didn't put in your version was that the aircraft had also been tampered with so I would...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:20 pm
A good Trade?
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Dot »
Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:20 am
This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VIC BITTER
cheap at the local bottlo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:20 am
Very, very funny trapeze artists...
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Chuck »
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:01 pm
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Be sure to watch this video to the end.
Here is a German trapeze couple who are somewhat different!
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They are very clever Chuck.........
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Last post by norman
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:15 pm
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:49 pm
Men are such idiots...
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Chuck »
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:42 pm
An old song can to mind when watching the attached.
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your droopy eyes on the...
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:42 pm
Hero's like this...
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Chuck »
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:18 pm
Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!
On January 9th, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl standing outside the...
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:18 pm
Homographs !!
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Dot »
Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:21 pm
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Time to drive you all MAD!!
Dedicated to Ray and a couple of others ;) ;) ;) ;)
Homographs are words of like spelling but with...
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Only if it's our plans for the future going forward .
:roll:
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:07 pm
Some one liners
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Dot »
Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:06 am
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:06 am
Paddy's emergency call
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Dot »
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:53 am
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
ears and I tink...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:53 am
He's my Brother
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Dot »
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 am
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 am
Circumcised
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Dot »
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 am
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch,
and not paying attention.
She went back...
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Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 am
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Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:44 am
Wise Old Women...
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norman »
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:45 pm
An old Woman was asked, At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?
The wise one answered, Definitely Parkinson’s -...
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Last post by norman
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:45 pm
Captain Smithers...
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norman »
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:42 pm
In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
After...
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Last post by norman
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:42 pm
How to hunt elephants
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T1 Terry »
Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:02 pm
Thinking
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bellett65 »
Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:51 am
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the...
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Last post by bellett65
Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:51 am
Men's Workshop
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Dot »
Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:09 pm
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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due...
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You had better pray that Margaret doesn't see your post :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:01 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:58 pm
Cool and calm grandpa
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T1 Terry »
Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:37 pm
A woman customer in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It's obvious to her that Gramps has his...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:37 pm
Alternate meanings
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T1 Terry »
Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:29 pm
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The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
The following were some...
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I like that one. :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:50 pm
Completely & utterly pissed...
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Chuck »
Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:38 pm
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True story reported by an English bloke who was stopped - in France - by a Gendarme, and directed to undergo a breathalyzer test.
He lives near Le...
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And people wonder why the French hate the English. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Good one Chuck.
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Last post by supersparky
Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:04 pm
Fourteen percent...
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Chuck »
Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:27 pm
The relief manager of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called...
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Last post by Chuck
Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:27 pm
How Is Norma?
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Dot »
Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:21 pm
A sweet grandmother
Telephoned St. Joseph 'S Hospital. She timidly asked,
Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:21 pm
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