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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Watch what you say!!!
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BruceS »
Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:51 am
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The person that writes those gags obviously has a great sense of humour. I have pics of a few of the better ones.
I'll see what I can dredge up....
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Last post by Vik351
Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:36 pm
Condom invention
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BruceS »
Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:02 pm
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Really?
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Always wondered where the Kiwis got the idea… 🤔😜😳
They didn’t get the memo with the update! 😁
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:28 pm
Careful with your wishes boys
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Dot »
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:08 pm
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A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long! .
The doctor replied go to the...
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Like the one posted earlier about the bloke who told the genie he just wanted to be happy.
Ended up working in a mine with six other men of short...
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:17 pm
did it hurt?
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BruceS »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:46 am
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Ouch!
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On chemo I lost ALL body hair… yes, Dottie, even there. 😜
I figured that whatever grew back was there for a purpose, and would stay.
Nose hair...
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:13 pm
raffle tickets
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BruceS »
Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:54 am
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Gunna rush out tomorrow and buy a lottery ticket! 🤣
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:08 pm
Damn flies!
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BruceS »
Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:09 am
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I asked my granddaughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed...
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Bruce,
In a similar vein:
“The paperless office will arrive about the same time as the paperless toilet.”
“Tablets will never replace newspapers....
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:51 pm
Man woes
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Dot »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:12 pm
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Earl walked into a drug store in Manchester and asked to talk to a male pharmacist...
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only...
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Personapause guilty :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:22 pm
doggy poo
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BruceS »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:32 am
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oh oh !!
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Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:00 pm
Dad Joke No. 437
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Greynomad »
Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:18 pm
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Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
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Looks like you found that old joke book again. Not a bad one though, hadn't heard it for a while. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:27 pm
What a great TOOL
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2foot6 »
Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:05 am
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What a great tool this would have been on old style tyres. 308047235_1439868846492052_5480996386383309334_n.jpg How many of you remember this tool.
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T1,
You’re not holding your mouth right…
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Both the mouth and the eyes are as far away as possible when doing the zesting, it doesn't taste good...
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Fri Sep 23, 2022 3:34 pm
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Last post by Greynomad
Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:39 pm
& cream
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BruceS »
Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:06 pm
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well?
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Just like Norman (our bird) caught it at it again today with his daughter. :oops:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:21 pm
What next
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2foot6 »
Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:34 pm
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Does this mean you can dump 30 at a time or do you drive past at 30ks/hr
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The mind bogles
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Thu Sep 15, 2022 6:54 pm
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Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:36 pm
The birds
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pet-els »
Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:42 pm
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Teacher and little Gemma
The teacher was telling the kids at a Banora Point school about the birds and bees and explained that when a man and a...
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:12 pm
Money
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2foot6 »
Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:02 pm
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Possible new note 305547486_1237045836849521_1659159035257132896_n - Copy.jpg
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The coins might be a bit tricky though
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In a coin toss there will be a third option, head/tails/it flies away in the wind...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:39 pm
This is a JOKE Dog & Cat Diary
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Dot »
Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:51 pm
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DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30...
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Dottie,
How do you castrate a bird? 🤔
You can't and he will not use condoms they don't make them that small
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Tue Sep 13, 2022 12:56 am
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Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:47 pm
ET
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Dot »
Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:20 pm
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Last post by Dot
Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:20 pm
Revenge is sweet
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Dot »
Tue Sep 06, 2022 4:39 pm
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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did...
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Vik,
It's been so long since I watched a Carry On film, if I did see it, I've forgotten it.
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:06 pm
tv sale
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Dot »
Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:24 pm
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A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: I want that tv.
The salesperson shook his head and said, No, we don't sell to...
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If you go to Tassie, you may find that all the Polish, blond, or paddy jokes, are the same. Except they tend to tag it all to mainlanders. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Sep 07, 2022 10:04 pm
Golf
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Dot »
Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:24 pm
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonder
and says: How is the singing career going?
Stevie Wonder replies: Not too...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:24 pm
arm transplant
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Dot »
Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:33 pm
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
I...
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:lol: :lol: good one Dot.
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Last post by Shirley
Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:09 pm
Sign of the Times
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Greynomad »
Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:52 pm
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:shock: :?
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Bet there are people who say they don’t have enough hands to count that many… 🙄
That's why they always take a friend shopping with them, then...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:25 am
For the petrol heads
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2foot6 »
Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:23 pm
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Found this on the net somewhere, would make a good motorhome. :D
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