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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Sensitive Australian Males
by Kit Kat » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
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Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
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Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm
Hot Mamma!
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by Kit Kat » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:59 am
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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady...
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The doctor rang the same 92yo a week later and advised him again to be really careful the old fella replied, OK I will take it easy but if she dies,...
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Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:43 pm
A Change of Plans
by Kit Kat » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:53 am
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time.
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Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:53 am
Blind man in a bar
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Dot »
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:52 pm
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Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:52 pm
Irish Coffee
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Dot »
Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
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Last post by Dot
Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
Trip to OZ
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norman »
Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:36 pm
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A Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from...
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haha....... very good one Norman!!!
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Last post by BruceS
Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:56 pm
Chilli delight Scottish style
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RussellB[SA] »
Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:40 am
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Wilbor
Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:56 am
Dead Cow At Vet School
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Dot »
Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:35 pm
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
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My old man used to con nursing students with the urine testing like that.....dip one finger, lick another to test how sugary the urine was....he was...
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:38 pm
The Hypnotist
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RussellB[SA] »
Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:45 pm
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:59 pm
one for the men
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aussiegirl »
Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:56 pm
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who...
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Bet his name was Richard Bucket !!!
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Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:04 pm
My New Job...
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Chuck »
Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:53 am
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
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Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:33 am
The Moral Of Aunty Sharon
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Dot »
Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
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Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
In Heaven
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Dot »
Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
The Media
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RussellB[SA] »
Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:40 am
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A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
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Russel,
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:54 pm
The Media
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RussellB[SA] »
Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
Low bridge
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T1 Terry »
Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:36 pm
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Some unique methods of modifying a vehicle to fit under a low bridge, the 5'er takes the cake though.
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:o :o :o
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:18 am
Yagotta luv the oirish
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RussellB[SA] »
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:43 pm
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
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Luv it Russell. An oldie but a goodie.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:50 pm
Hunting Story
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John M »
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:09 am
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor 6 months after a fertility and general check up.
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The 85 yr old bloke marries a 25 yr old woman, 12mths later he's in the maternity ward with the new wife, they have a healthy son delivered. The...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:53 pm
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Last post by aussiegirl
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm
Who is this
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bellett65 »
Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:25 pm
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Does this sound familiar
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Oh yeah!!
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Last post by Chuck
Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:37 pm
5 Older Ladies
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aussiegirl »
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:44 pm
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5 OLDER LADIES
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a very good one i had a chuckel
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:10 pm
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:22 pm
Man's Original Sin
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aussiegirl »
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:54 pm
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Mans Original Sin ....
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I like the other one too, one cave man to the other who is dragging his woman by the feet, Mate, drag 'em by the hair, that way they don't fill up...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:07 pm
Senior Driver
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aussiegirl »
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:56 pm
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn....
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:56 pm
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