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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
My recent travel history :D
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BruceQ »
Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:11 pm
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My recent travel history ...
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:D :lol: I think a lot of us can relate to THAT!!!
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:32 pm
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
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norman »
Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:43 am
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Got this from Dots sister this morning....
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Who ever was conceived through a silk hankerchief that's who :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:41 am
The Irish Bic Lighter
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Dot »
Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:30 pm
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Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light.
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...& half those have run out of ink! :D
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:47 am
Schools back
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T1 Terry »
Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
For those with a musical understanding
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T1 Terry »
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 pm
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, but we don't serve minors. So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them....
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Perhaps a reprisAL???
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:48 pm
A Romantic Wife
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Dot »
Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:42 pm
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
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:lol: :lol: :lol: great answer :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Stiff Upper Lip
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Dot »
Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 pm
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On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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Oldie but still funny
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Last post by TigerMK1
Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:44 pm
Banned....
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norman »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:14 pm
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Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me...
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It took me 5 minutes to tell the boss, I couldn't stop laughing
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Last post by dapope
Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:22 pm
Marriage.
by ALAN 41 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
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Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
Age Is A Wonderful Thing..... ROMANCE
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Dot »
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
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Please !!!! Friends, tell me this won't happen to us !!!!
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Last post by ALAN 41
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:16 pm
Farmer at the movies
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Dot »
Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
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Amongst other things
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Last post by Dot
Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:19 pm
Confessions of a Lady - Beans
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pop's coaster54 »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:18 pm
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During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which i know i shoulnd't have).
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:o :o :o :o :o
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Last post by Chuck
Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:20 am
Those dam irish again
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by TigerMK1 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:50 pm
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, Do you want the winner of the next race?
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I liked the shampoo one the best of that lot :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:30 pm
Statistics...
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norman »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:58 pm
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by TigerMK1
Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:16 pm
Baptizing an Irishman...
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norman »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:31 pm
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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
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Veeeeeeeeeerrrrrry gooooood :D :D As an old degenerate reformed catholic with an Irish Dad, bless his soul, he would have laughed his head off too :D...
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Last post by TigerMK1
Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:45 pm
Outhouse....
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norman »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:33 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
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Another oldie but a goodie
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Last post by Macca
Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:04 pm
The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:36 pm
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
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Reckoned you would be back quick smart with a reply :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Macca
Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:27 pm
The Wedding Ring.
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:56 am
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A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
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Or... dualsexic piano player... otherwise called ambisexterous... yeah, that'l do. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:22 pm
Collingwood Jokes Or R They??
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Dot »
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:34 pm
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The Team Everyone Loves To Pick On :lol:
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50,000 Collingwood Fans meet at the MCG for a Collingwood Fans Are Not Stupid Convention. Presiding is Club President Eddie Maguire.
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:06 pm
The Genie...
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Joe and Dean were fishing when Dean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Joe for a light.
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Mammogramme + power fail =.........
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
I actually kept my mammogram appointment.
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
Taxi Driver...
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norman »
Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
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Last post by norman
Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
Sunburn Treatment
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Dot »
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:59 pm
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
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Last post by norman
Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:44 am
New Curtains
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Chuck »
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
Paying for an operaton...
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Chuck »
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 pm
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 pm
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