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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
History
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Greynomad »
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:03 pm
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
A. The lecturers just Babylon.
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My Tudor Tutor was constantly late,...
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
A. The lecturers just Babylon.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
and you can't produce facts that...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Dec 18, 2023 3:36 pm
An Ode to the fart
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Dot »
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:29 pm
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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted. (NSW railways toilets on the stations cost a penny to get into. 1940-50’s).
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Mon Dec 11, 2023 4:15 pm
The rabbit, the hare and a tortoise
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Dot »
Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
The rabbit, the hare and the tortoise lived in a small house in the woods. They didn't have much food, so they decided that one of them should go to...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.
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Dot »
Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:42 pm
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I ordered Chinese from a local place (I won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I...
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Ooooohhhh, DOTTIE!!
THAT is a groan-worthy joke of Greynomad standard!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:43 pm
Arnie
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Greynomad »
Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
Arnold Schwartzenegger is planning to re-make the film which launched his Hollywood career, Conan the Barbarian .
However, as he has aged...
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
A dill-Doe
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Dot »
Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:19 pm
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Nah, the one in the first post clearly has eyes Dor :lol:
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Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:19 pm
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Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:21 am
Settle on a price
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Dot »
Fri Nov 03, 2023 11:21 pm
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A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits...
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YUP!
GOOD ONE, DOTTIE.
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Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:12 am
Roadside Tesla
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Dot »
Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:42 pm
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I thought it was kinda weird that the Chinese would stop a vehicle that potentially has the ability to eavesdrop on nearby stuff, even though the...
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Last post by supersparky
Thu Oct 19, 2023 5:41 pm
maybe d
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Dot »
Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:54 pm
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There are more and more things in dresses that could be put in the same category ;) :lol:
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:00 pm
4th wedding
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Dot »
Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:49 pm
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The Fourth Marriage.....Very topical??
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she...
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I like the way you switched the political parties Dottie :lol: A bit like the new husband down in the lobby bar complaining about the new wife only...
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:58 pm
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:44 pm
King & the Archbishop
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Dot »
Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
The King was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be...
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Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
EV on long road trip ??
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Dot »
Sat Sep 16, 2023 10:23 pm
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Chuck may be willing to hire himself out :lol: :D
I think he meant gas bottles, not gas generators ;) :lol:
You'd think he'd at least put a...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:22 pm
no sexists posts!
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BruceS »
Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:19 am
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OOOOOooooohhh, Terry!
You'll go down in flames with that one! :o
8-) Both Margaret and my daughter Kelly Lee can give a full running commentary...
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Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:56 pm
Agricultural Experiment
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Greynomad »
Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
A farmer, wanting to do his bit for the environment, tried feeding his cows a supplement made from used coffee grounds.
An unfortunate side-effect...
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
Timely
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Greynomad »
Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:33 am
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A: The punchline arrives before the question.
Q: What's the worst thing about time-travel jokes?
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Usually it's one hour and ten years. Today it's only ten minutes. :lol:
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:06 am
old lady dilemma
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Dot »
Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:19 pm
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OUCH....
Sorry Dot, just bit my tongue hard - twice - consecutively, cos I nearly posted my original thought. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bugga!
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Aug 22, 2023 10:06 am
Here's one for Chuck!
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BruceS »
Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:58 pm
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2130... as in the 24 hour clock... 9:30pm.
I'll pay that one Bruce.
:? :D :D :D
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Aug 21, 2023 9:15 am
Oh dear!
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BruceS »
Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:29 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Aug 21, 2023 4:57 am
An Oldie but a Goodie…
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Greynomad »
Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:43 pm
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar.
The barman says, Hey, is this some sort of joke?
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Barman says: aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind around here .... without missing a beat he replies, 'fraid not buddy,...
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Last post by supersparky
Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:32 pm
What the !!!!!
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Dot »
Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:50 pm
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SPAM and the logic behind it generally reflects where you've been; because the spammers get your details when you visit....... or some of your detail...
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Sat Aug 19, 2023 11:38 am
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Last post by BruceS
Fri Aug 18, 2023 9:58 pm
The Termite
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Greynomad »
Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:40 pm
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A termite walks into a pub and asks, Is the bar tender here?
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Dad Joke Grade AAA. :P
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Hmm, yes. I'll pay that one Ray. :lol:
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Sun Aug 13, 2023 3:40 am
Poor Tony!
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BruceS »
Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:18 pm
He just can't win!
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Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:18 pm
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