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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Dirty jokes request
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BruceS »
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
who is who?
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BruceS »
Sun May 15, 2022 10:23 pm
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A little laughter hurt no one
It’s Monday morning , and the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route , delivering the mail...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sun May 15, 2022 11:33 pm
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Wed May 11, 2022 8:34 pm
Cards?
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BruceS »
Sun May 08, 2022 9:59 pm
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🤔😁
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Sun May 08, 2022 11:09 pm
Shakespeare Quiz
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Greynomad »
Sat May 07, 2022 11:23 pm
Q: Which of Shakespeare’s characters was the largest chicken-killer?
A: Macbeth, cos he did “murder most fowl”!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(Blame...
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Sat May 07, 2022 11:23 pm
hahaha
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BruceS »
Thu May 05, 2022 1:37 pm
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I love it!!
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I'll second that. :lol:
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Thu May 05, 2022 10:08 pm
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Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:50 pm
Eve in the garden
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Dot »
Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:42 pm
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:42 pm
A Chinese Wedding
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Dot »
Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:07 pm
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers...
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OMG... heart that in kindy ... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sung to the tune of ... ;)
vik... :lol:
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Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:57 am
Women .....
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BruceS »
Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:42 pm
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And Men!!
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Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:30 pm
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Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:44 am
Easter Blonde
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Dot »
Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:35 pm
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the...
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Long & painful GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNN!!
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Sat Apr 02, 2022 8:44 pm
Irish again
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Dot »
Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:48 pm
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to...
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OK Dottie,
I’ll pay that one. 🤔😁
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Sat Apr 02, 2022 8:41 pm
Da Pope
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Dot »
Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:54 pm
The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened...
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Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:54 pm
Do Blondes have more fun?
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BruceS »
Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:38 am
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mmmm, OK!
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That's sad.
When we were at Tokyo Disneyland, we had just walked in and Lucas (3yo) spied Pooh Bear. Started making a beeline for him, just to see...
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Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:49 pm
Mothers concern
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Dot »
Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:37 pm
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the...
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How do we know the daughter was in fact a daughter? Remember the song A boy named Sue
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Last post by Dot
Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:39 pm
bananas
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BruceS »
Wed Mar 30, 2022 2:04 pm
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hehe.... I love it!!
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There should be a couple of them on the market soon. I saw a report recently that they have the one owned by Putin blocked away in a harbour...
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Thu Mar 31, 2022 10:46 am
Electricianing 101
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Greynomad »
Wed Mar 30, 2022 12:34 pm
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This is a Short Circuit:
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This is a Closed Circuit, as used with security cameras:...
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Maybe it is impersonating a pollie with their head up their butt.??
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:39 pm
Raisin Bread
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Dot »
Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:33 pm
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A bakery owner hires a gorgeous young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and no panties.
One day a young man enters the...
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Jon,
I hope they are nice, round buns…
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Tue Mar 29, 2022 9:43 am
Stupid question
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Greynomad »
Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:02 am
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Bloke goes into Bunnings and asks the kid behind the counter for twenty 2x4s.
Kid asks, “How long do you need them?”
Bloke replies, “Quite a while....
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One of the parts guys at our local Repco in Wollongong often tells the story of a young Asian doctor who came in and asked for the price on a new...
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Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:11 pm
A Big Question
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Greynomad »
Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:00 pm
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Q: Where is the best place to grow the ingredients for a Waldorf Salad?
A: In a Walled Off garden.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(Read it aloud…) :roll:
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Q: What’s the poorest town in Australia?
A: Broke.
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Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:38 pm
God and Adam
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Dot »
Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:53 pm
One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the world. Adam , he said, you can start by...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:53 pm
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Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:26 am
Yard sale
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Dot »
Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:27 pm
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the...
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:oops:
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Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:55 pm
Drugs and prison
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Dot »
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:40 pm
Two young men were appearing in Court before a Judge, both charged with ‘Drug Possession’.
The Judge was in a particularly good mood on that day and...
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Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:40 pm
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