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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
TWO PRAWNS
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Dot »
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:43 am
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The...
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One of my favourites Dottie, love to tell that one at mix group outing because the laugh from the non religious members doubles the effect :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:41 pm
Ear Infection
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Dot »
Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:47 pm
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:47 pm
Chicken Surprise
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Dot »
Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:06 pm
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:06 pm
30 yrs married and
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Dot »
Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:20 pm
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while... then said, You're A, B, C, D, E, F,...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:20 pm
Fifty Sheds Of Grey
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aussiegirl »
Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:34 pm
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The novel Fifty Shades Of Grey has seduced women - and baffled blokes.
Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has...
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Very Bad, chuckling in my shed, listening to deep purple. The lady has bee :twisted: n booking cruises again. More deep purple needed. :twisted:
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Last post by TigerMK1
Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:02 pm
Crayfish hey!!!
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norman »
Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:55 pm
A Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live
Crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by a Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries...
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Last post by norman
Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:55 pm
Gifts for the teacher
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aussiegirl »
Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:07 pm
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> On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
>
> The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:14 pm
Texting
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aussiegirl »
Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:55 pm
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day...
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Last post by aussiegirl
Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:55 pm
Old Butch
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Dot »
Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:18 pm
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any...
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Yeah I think he should get a letter ;)
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Last post by Dot
Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:25 pm
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:11 pm
Wishful thinking
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Dot »
Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:17 pm
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If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things...
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:50 pm
Deaf Parents
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Dot »
Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 pm
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> A boy and a girl agree to go on a date. The boy arrives at her house >
> with
> a bunch of flowers. > > To his surprise, she answers the door in...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 pm
Small....
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:26 pm
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in...
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Here is one on the same theme then.... will I get a letter?
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:56 pm
Quick Laughs.....
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norman »
Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:51 pm
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English...
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Last post by norman
Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:51 pm
The Pickle factory
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aussiegirl »
Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:02 pm
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Irish pickle factory
Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle...
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Hi.
:lol: :o :lol:
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:02 am
Store bought v Home grown
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T1 Terry »
Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:49 am
Another Casino John classic
It's a new world out there...............
This will bring a smile.
Six year old Annie returns home from school and...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:49 am
Simple
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VicA »
Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:09 pm
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE
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Last post by VicA
Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:09 pm
Yellow 24.
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Chuck »
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:21 am
A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, Sorry, I have some bad news,
you have Yellow 24, a really...
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:21 am
Farm Style Birth Control
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aussiegirl »
Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:10 pm
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not...
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Last post by aussiegirl
Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:10 pm
Chuck The Rooster
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aussiegirl »
Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:53 pm
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?
THE OLD FARMER SAID,
THAT'S...
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That bloody Chuck, can't take him anywhere :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:57 pm
Two Aussies In A Boat
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Dot »
Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 pm
Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an old lamp. He...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 pm
Advice From A Retired Husband
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aussiegirl »
Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:34 pm
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality...
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Bet she used a hydraulic pile driver, I would :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:04 pm
100 yr old twins
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Dot »
Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:35 pm
Twin sisters in a Liverpool Nursing home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the Liverpool Echo told a photographer to get over there...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:35 pm
Nymphomaniac Convention
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T1 Terry »
Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:45 pm
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A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman...
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Pretty smart fella actually,got a bit finally annoyed with the missis turning her back.
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Last post by TigerMK1
Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:34 pm
Holy e mail
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Dot »
Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:00 pm
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of
the rascally behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:00 pm
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