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BruceS »
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
PARAPROSDOKIANS
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Dot »
Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:20 pm
They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.]
1. Where there's a...
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Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:20 pm
Glasgow Cop
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jacko »
Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:33 pm
London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from...
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:33 pm
Curtain Rods & Divorce
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Dot »
Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things....
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Last post by Dot
Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
Blonde,s again...
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norman »
Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:02 pm
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the Emergency
Room doctor...
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A blonde walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the loan officer.
> She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
>...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:56 pm
Health Checke
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Dot »
Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:34 pm
Health tip.jpg
I am thinking of Brad :twisted: :twisted:
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:34 pm
A definition of Heaven & Hell
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T1 Terry »
Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:31 am
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In Heaven,
The English are the police
The French are the cooks
The Germans are the mechanics
The Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss run the...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:54 pm
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Last post by bellett65
Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:29 pm
Seniors are smart!!
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Dot »
Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:17 pm
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A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to...
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NO
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Last post by Dot
Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:29 pm
Penguins
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T1 Terry »
Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:00 pm
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An oldie, but still good for a laugh
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?
Wonder no...
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What was in that injection Terry.
Regards
Brian
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Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:19 pm
Fly Sexing
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T1 Terry »
Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:57 am
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
What are you doing? , she asked.
Hunting Flies , he...
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:lol: :lol: good one Terry.
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Last post by Dot
Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:11 pm
50 Shades of.....
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Chuck »
Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:22 am
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......
back and forth......
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Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:22 am
Sunday Morning Sex
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Dot »
Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:23 pm
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went...
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Joke of the day award for that one Dot. ROFLMAO
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:00 pm
Did I Read That Sign Right?
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Dot »
Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:33 pm
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:33 pm
Greedy Boy
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Dot »
Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:30 pm
Gentil Ramírez Polanía, 66, was trying to impress his new girlfriend when he overdosed on the drug.
Mr Polanía suffered an erection for days, before...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:30 pm
Technology and old people
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RussellB[SA] »
Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:01 pm
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the...
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Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:01 pm
Little old lady
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Dot »
Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:13 pm
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Our next house (hopefully, at this stage; not finalised) backs onto a golf course... however, fence is three-strand & chicken...
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Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:26 pm
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Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:29 pm
Forum designed caravan park
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bellett65 »
Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:25 am
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Note the cage to lock up kids and animals
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At the tertiary institution where I studied, someone had graffitti-ed on the male toilet wall,
Please flush thoroughly.
It's a long way to the...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:25 pm
Fridge not working
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idexnz »
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:56 pm
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I came home from rugby today.....
The wife had left a note on the fridge:
It's not working, I can't take it anymore!!
Gone to stay with a...
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What the hell is she talking about.......??
Buggered if I know.
_____
Rob
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Last post by graynomad
Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:42 pm
Strike action
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T1 Terry »
Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:14 pm
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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the...
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assumption that all the virgins are female
Ha ha, that would be a surprise at the pearly gate eh? Make you want to unpress that button.
Actually...
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Last post by graynomad
Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:55 am
Wisdom passed on
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T1 Terry »
Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:18 pm
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Anyone in the autumn of their years pondering their mortality should take heart from the advice given by a tough old fishingboat skipper from Maine...
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:D
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Last post by graynomad
Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:47 am
I Knew It I knew It
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bellett65 »
Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:52 am
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I knew it, I knew it!!! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5%...
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I heard they are mixing Valium with it now, that way if you don't get a **** you don't give a **** anyway :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:05 pm
Mad or sane?
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Dot »
Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:09 pm
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:09 pm
Car Language...
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Chuck »
Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:10 am
Daughter: Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags...
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:10 am
Lawyer Jokes
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T1 Terry »
Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:35 am
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We all must have heard a few good lawyer jokes so here is place to store them. I'll start it off
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island...
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Question - What's the definition of waste ?
Answer - A fourteen seat bus with only thirteen lawyers on board going over a cliff
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Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:48 am
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