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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Bad Parrot
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Dot »
Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:53 pm
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:53 pm
Old Ethel
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Dot »
Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:20 pm
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum...
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That reminds me of an old John Williamson song. :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:33 pm
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Last post by norman
Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:57 am
Don't know what to do!
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John M »
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:07 am
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Please, Take a Cab Home
With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving....
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Last post by generdawg
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:23 am
A Letter To Santa. (our current generation)
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Dot »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:46 pm
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Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, are fine. I’ve been a very good boy this year. I would...
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Dot, The Fat Man wins. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:54 pm
You Are My First
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T1 Terry »
Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:18 pm
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to...
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing she asked.
Hunting flies re responded....
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Last post by pet-els
Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:42 pm
Destination Heaven!
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BruceS »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:53 am
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God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven.
The man said he would try his best.
God...
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Maybe not in Hardly Normals but it happened in Buntings. NO it was not me :roll: (bugga)
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:23 pm
Old is not stupid
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Dot »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 am
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 am
Japanese couple & Sex
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Dot »
Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:04 pm
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A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says:...
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Nothing dear David nothing at all. (not arf) :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:54 pm
Coded message
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T1 Terry »
Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:01 pm
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President Obama received an email purporting to be from Osama bin Laden.
So he calls in Secretary of State , Hillary Clinton, Hey I thought you told...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:? What else would you expect from Down Under ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:30 am
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:53 pm
Plumber's Humour
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Greynomad »
Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 am
Spotted on the side of a local plumber's van:
We're No 1 in the No 2 business.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 am
An Entertaining meal
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T1 Terry »
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:51 pm
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A group of friends from the forum get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. Each time the lady of the house prepares the meal....
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Her Alibi starring Tom Sellick, a total scream.
Good one.
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:29 pm
Southern Police lines
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T1 Terry »
Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:51 pm
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Another one from Casino John. It american but it sort of translates and still worth a laugh
Those Southern Police sure have a way with words !...
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I like No 6!!
:? ;) :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:50 am
Understanding Uni degrees #5
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T1 Terry »
Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:24 pm
With a whole new batch of kids leaving school who have no interest in actually working for a living, uni offers the perfect escape. but what degree...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:24 pm
Dead Crows
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John M »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:42 am
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Researchers for the Mullum Mullum Tunnel Authority found over 200 dead crows near Frankston recently, and there was concern that they may have died...
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I beg to differ on the crows vocab ability.. Remember Graham Kennedy's famous crow call fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:54 pm
At The Courthouse I Heard!!
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say Your Honor,...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
7 degrees of blonde
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
Prostate check
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE
PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!!
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and
Gets sent to the...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
She had the last laugh?
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T1 Terry »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:23 am
A man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:23 am
Teaching Math in Britain
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T1 Terry »
Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?
2....
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:53 pm
The British Penny.
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Chuck »
Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:11 am
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EU Directive No. 456179
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom must be made...
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Chuck,
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Tsk! Tsk!
That's a piss-poor joke!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:14 am
When God Created!!
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Dot »
Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
Oldie. But still worth a look....
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norman »
Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:39 pm
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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the next race,
and it won...
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Hi.
So say all of us :lol: :lol:
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:26 am
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