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BruceS »
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:54 pm
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There are more and more things in dresses that could be put in the same category ;) :lol:
T1 Terry
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:00 pm
4th wedding
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:49 pm
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The Fourth Marriage.....Very topical??
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she...
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I like the way you switched the political parties Dottie :lol: A bit like the new husband down in the lobby bar complaining about the new wife only...
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:58 pm
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:44 pm
King & the Archbishop
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Dot »
Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
The King was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be...
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Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
EV on long road trip ??
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Dot »
Sat Sep 16, 2023 10:23 pm
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Chuck may be willing to hire himself out :lol: :D
I think he meant gas bottles, not gas generators ;) :lol:
You'd think he'd at least put a...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:22 pm
no sexists posts!
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BruceS »
Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:19 am
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OOOOOooooohhh, Terry!
You'll go down in flames with that one! :o
8-) Both Margaret and my daughter Kelly Lee can give a full running commentary...
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Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:56 pm
Agricultural Experiment
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Greynomad »
Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
A farmer, wanting to do his bit for the environment, tried feeding his cows a supplement made from used coffee grounds.
An unfortunate side-effect...
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Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
Timely
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Greynomad »
Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:33 am
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A: The punchline arrives before the question.
Q: What's the worst thing about time-travel jokes?
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Usually it's one hour and ten years. Today it's only ten minutes. :lol:
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:06 am
old lady dilemma
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Dot »
Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:19 pm
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OUCH....
Sorry Dot, just bit my tongue hard - twice - consecutively, cos I nearly posted my original thought. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bugga!
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Aug 22, 2023 10:06 am
Here's one for Chuck!
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BruceS »
Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:58 pm
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2130... as in the 24 hour clock... 9:30pm.
I'll pay that one Bruce.
:? :D :D :D
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Mon Aug 21, 2023 9:15 am
Oh dear!
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BruceS »
Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:29 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Aug 21, 2023 4:57 am
An Oldie but a Goodie…
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Greynomad »
Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:43 pm
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar.
The barman says, Hey, is this some sort of joke?
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Barman says: aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind around here .... without missing a beat he replies, 'fraid not buddy,...
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Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:32 pm
What the !!!!!
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Dot »
Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:50 pm
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SPAM and the logic behind it generally reflects where you've been; because the spammers get your details when you visit....... or some of your detail...
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Sat Aug 19, 2023 11:38 am
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Fri Aug 18, 2023 9:58 pm
The Termite
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Greynomad »
Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:40 pm
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A termite walks into a pub and asks, Is the bar tender here?
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Dad Joke Grade AAA. :P
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Hmm, yes. I'll pay that one Ray. :lol:
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Sun Aug 13, 2023 3:40 am
Poor Tony!
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BruceS »
Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:18 pm
He just can't win!
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Last post by BruceS
Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:18 pm
Men!
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BruceS »
Fri Aug 04, 2023 9:01 am
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I like it!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:39 pm
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Fri Jul 28, 2023 8:33 pm
Pizza Order
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Dot »
Wed Jul 26, 2023 7:48 pm
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A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number,...
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That is the way it is going.
What do you mean by Going This is clearly an old joke, the name, map grid reference and available properties with the...
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Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:51 pm
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Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:01 pm
Who would of known!!
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Sun Jul 09, 2023 9:45 pm
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Certain things do when men hang themselves. ;) .
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Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:23 pm
The meaning is ??
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Dot »
Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:04 pm
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Hmmm, never heard that one during my misspent youth. We knew a lot of dirty ditties, but that's a new one for me.
It started out at the youth...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:56 pm
Anniversary Joke
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Greynomad »
Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:47 pm
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As today happens to be our wedding anniversary, here's an appropriate tale for you:
Woman says to husband, Why don't you treat me to dates like you...
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Belated Happy anniversary to Joy and yourself Ray. I hope that you both had a lovely day together. :D
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Tue Jul 11, 2023 7:18 pm
My computer has been looking
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Mon Jul 10, 2023 10:47 pm
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Gotta pay that one Peter!!!
Maybe she was on the ground crying, not laughing?
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Last post by BruceS
Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:51 am
Good show Mike!!
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BruceS »
Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:22 pm
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she will be sorry if it is a magic mushroom. :lol:
Is that warning due to past experiences Dottie? Magic mushrooms are a hallucinogenic, so it...
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