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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Murphy.
by wanderer » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:14 pm
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could...
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:14 pm
Horse meat in burgers.
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by wanderer » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:39 pm
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Another one from another forum.
In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cook burgers.
Even places like...
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Maybe slightly sun dried :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:37 am
The Tomato Garden
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T1 Terry »
Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 am
Tomato Garden
An old man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 am
Red Neck pregnancy
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bellett65 »
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:10 am
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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
Congratulations, your wife...
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All males say that and 99.99% are fibbers :lol: :lol:
ONLY 99.99%, Dot?
Have you met the other 0.01%?
and she whispered in my ear :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:16 am
Engineer jokes
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T1 Terry »
Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:22 pm
Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: When does a...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:22 pm
Please keep this going.......
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Craig »
Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:32 pm
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This has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 22
million people.
If you don't want to sign, and in order not to lose any names,...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:58 am
What Is This????
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Dot »
Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:58 pm
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what is this.jpg
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Who's next to post a What's this ?
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:11 pm
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:44 pm
The new Pope
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by wanderer » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:15 pm
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Copied from another forum.
Is this the next Pope. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just the quick and the dead again huh?? I clicked on the ad for the awnings and had to apply for a price, bugga off noddy not getting my details .....
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:55 am
A Real Aust Poem
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Dot »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:24 pm
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They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,
If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.
They were...
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No night cart where we were, either growing up or after married until I insisted that a septic be installed in 1971. Dad then BB used to dig the...
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Last post by Macca
Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:22 pm
Irish Diet
by
RussellB[SA] »
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:49 am
IRISH DIET
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,
then skip a day,
then eat...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:49 am
Sign lanquage...
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norman »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:56 pm
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Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower.
Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and...
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Hi.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by pop's coaster54
Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:32 pm
Twin sisters
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Craig »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:36 pm
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Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...
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:lol: :lol: Good one Craig
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Last post by Wilbor
Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:58 pm
Irish pilots....
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norman »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:02 pm
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As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat...
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I was standing in line at the information counter at Melbourne airport recently when an Irish chap pushed in front of everyone else in the queue and...
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Last post by hullabaloo
Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:29 pm
The Monastery.
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Dot »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:16 pm
The Monastery was in financial trouble and decided to go into the fish and chip business. One night a customer rapped on the door which was opened by...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:16 pm
Gay Bull?
by
T1 Terry »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:59 pm
I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out
with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:59 pm
My recent travel history :D
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BruceQ »
Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:11 pm
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My recent travel history ...
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots...
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:D :lol: I think a lot of us can relate to THAT!!!
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Last post by BruceS
Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:32 pm
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
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norman »
Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:43 am
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Got this from Dots sister this morning....
Fifty Shades of Grey
My missus bought a paperback
In Asda, Saturday.
I had a look inside the bag...
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Who ever was conceived through a silk hankerchief that's who :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:41 am
The Irish Bic Lighter
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Dot »
Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:30 pm
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Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light.
'To be sure,...
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...& half those have run out of ink! :D
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:47 am
Schools back
by
T1 Terry »
Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one
thing they...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
For those with a musical understanding
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T1 Terry »
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 pm
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, but we don't serve minors. So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them....
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Perhaps a reprisAL???
:twisted:
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:48 pm
A Romantic Wife
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Dot »
Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:42 pm
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
This one also sent to me from a shy forumite :roll:
If you are sleeping, send...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: great answer :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Stiff Upper Lip
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Dot »
Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 pm
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On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
You English are too...
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Oldie but still funny
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Last post by TigerMK1
Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:44 pm
Banned....
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norman »
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:14 pm
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Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me...
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It took me 5 minutes to tell the boss, I couldn't stop laughing
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Last post by dapope
Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:22 pm
Marriage.
by ALAN 41 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
They say that when a man...
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Last post by ALAN 41
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
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