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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Mother Superior lay dying
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Dot »
Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:36 pm
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In a convent the 98 year old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey more comfortable.
They tried...
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Ha ha ha, Dot , you are in trouble now. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:52 pm
Fisherman's Funeral...
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Chuck »
Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:27 am
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A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A...
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Well there must be some real slow thinkers here. The ones that are even slower still haven't got it yet... :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:44 pm
The Mountie
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Dot »
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
A woman went into a bar and saw a Canadian Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
She asked him if...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
Almost big enough
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2foot6 »
Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:37 pm
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OK for a leprechaun :lol:
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It's a Groper ;)
In something that small it would be hard not to… 😜
Ray ....... Now Dottie will be on the 'puter ordering one :lol:
T1 Terry
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Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:34 am
An oldie but a goodie
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Dot »
Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:02 am
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around.
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The...
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Double groan… 🤢
The second one for discovering archaeology as a hobby!
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Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:09 am
try new church
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Dot »
Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
I decided to go to the local mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
Caught out
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2foot6 »
Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:24 pm
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Doesn't everyone still hold hands ? 56 years for us, Bruce stops me at jewellery store, always asks do you want something :D
It you or Bruce that...
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Sun Oct 30, 2022 1:47 pm
Scenic tourist spot
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Greynomad »
Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:54 am
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Correct, Terry!
Boasting about being humble is the definition of ‘oxymoron’.
So, it's not some twit swinging a gas axe around then ......
No,...
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Fri Oct 28, 2022 7:28 pm
Just saying
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Dot »
Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:46 pm
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Is that why older women are hunched over and suffer bad necks? Could also explain the rounded shoulders in older men and that pained look on their...
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Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:39 pm
Chocolate discussion
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Dot »
Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:29 pm
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Watch where you poke, Keith! :lol:
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Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 pm
Smart kid
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Dot »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:12 pm
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I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit. 🚓
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙...
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🫢😳🤔😁😆🤣
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Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:41 pm
just my luck
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Dot »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
having a fit!
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BruceS »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
I was in the pub last night telling my mate the joke about, “What would you do if an epileptic was having a fit in the bath....throw the washing in....
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Last post by BruceS
Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
New breed
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Greynomad »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
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Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
Flying high
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Dot »
Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:12 pm
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered...
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That's funny
What a coincidence there is another post titled OH Crappppp
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Last post by Eddy
Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:38 am
men's wishes
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Dot »
Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:00 pm
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One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that...
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OOOOooooooo, DOTTIE!!
Your feminist hem is showing.
😜😁
Good one, though. 👍
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:42 pm
Watch what you say!!!
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BruceS »
Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:51 am
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The person that writes those gags obviously has a great sense of humour. I have pics of a few of the better ones.
I'll see what I can dredge up....
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Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:36 pm
Condom invention
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BruceS »
Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:02 pm
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Really?
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Always wondered where the Kiwis got the idea… 🤔😜😳
They didn’t get the memo with the update! 😁
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:28 pm
Careful with your wishes boys
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Dot »
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:08 pm
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A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long! .
The doctor replied go to the...
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Like the one posted earlier about the bloke who told the genie he just wanted to be happy.
Ended up working in a mine with six other men of short...
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:17 pm
did it hurt?
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BruceS »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:46 am
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Ouch!
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On chemo I lost ALL body hair… yes, Dottie, even there. 😜
I figured that whatever grew back was there for a purpose, and would stay.
Nose hair...
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:13 pm
raffle tickets
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BruceS »
Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:54 am
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Gunna rush out tomorrow and buy a lottery ticket! 🤣
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:08 pm
Damn flies!
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BruceS »
Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:09 am
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I asked my granddaughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed...
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Bruce,
In a similar vein:
“The paperless office will arrive about the same time as the paperless toilet.”
“Tablets will never replace newspapers....
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:51 pm
Man woes
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Dot »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:12 pm
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Earl walked into a drug store in Manchester and asked to talk to a male pharmacist...
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only...
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Personapause guilty :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:22 pm
doggy poo
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BruceS »
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:32 am
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oh oh !!
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Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:00 pm
Dad Joke No. 437
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Greynomad »
Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:18 pm
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Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
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Looks like you found that old joke book again. Not a bad one though, hadn't heard it for a while. :lol:
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:27 pm
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