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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
For Men
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Dot »
Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:42 pm
A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM OF DAILY LIFE!
'Viagra' is now available
in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:42 pm
The Pastors False teeth
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BobnBev »
Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:21 pm
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*Pastor's False Teeth*
*A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
After he gets his new teeth, he talks for only...
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:lol: love it :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:23 pm
solving a mans problem
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BobnBev »
Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:37 pm
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a...
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Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:37 pm
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Last post by norman
Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:26 pm
Jumping on the bed
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by possum52 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:18 pm
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Ya gunna love this one ...(dot)
Jumping On the Bed - Gotta love women~
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and...
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Yes I dooooooooo like that one,, ever so true.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:20 pm
Scots
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Dot »
Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:25 am
A Scot arrived at the pearly gates
Name? asked St Peter.
Jock McTavish, replied the scot.
piss off, said St Peter. We're not making porridge for...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:25 am
Chrismas trees
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by possum52 » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:11 pm
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Better check this Admin, sorry if over the top for here ;)
Good time of year for this one......
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: We will see how many reports we get ;) only had to edit one so far and that was from a member who should have known better ;)...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:09 pm
Guiseppe & the haircut
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Dot »
Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:20 am
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Guiseppe was complaining to Luigi the barber about the price of his haircuts.
I just come back from New York . said Guiseppe, Over there you get a...
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As most mother's that have given birth ..............
:P :oops: :oops:
Don't do that any more, haven't done that torture for at least 20 odd...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:59 pm
Sacasm At Its Best,,
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norman »
Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 am
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?
The mother says, It's my daughter,...
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Last post by norman
Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 am
Robert...
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norman »
Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:59 am
Robert , 85, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . . ..
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and...
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Last post by norman
Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:59 am
Age & Baby
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Dot »
Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:03 pm
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the...
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A smile came Dot thanks, And just think some where some place someone is sitting and thinking things like this up, just to make us smile .Thanks to...
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Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:08 am
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Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:41 am
Fat Goose
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Dot »
Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:47 pm
XMAS IS COMING AND THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT.
SO YOU CAN EAT A LOT TOO MUCH, AND WEAR A SILLY HAT.
YOU WILL DRINK A TOAST TO EVERYONE, IF...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:47 pm
Cake or Bed?
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Dot »
Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:41 pm
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:41 pm
Is this you at shower time?
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T1 Terry »
Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:25 am
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks, undies etc etc.... Walk to...
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SHOWER... shower...
Yep. We have one of those in Girt. :? A great place to hang undies to dry. Ask SWMBO.
Didn't know you could use it to wash...
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:24 pm
Sugar test
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BobnBev »
Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:01 pm
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Irish Sugar Test
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours...
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That's gold :lol:
cheers phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:32 pm
Men Only
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norman »
Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:29 am
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Men only. :?: :?:
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Love it :lol: cheers phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:25 pm
The Deaf Wife Problem
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BobnBev »
Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:47 pm
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The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure...
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Oh hoe true that is 8-)
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:41 pm
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:49 pm
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Last post by norman
Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:01 pm
Pic of things to come
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Dot »
Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:48 am
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back yard004.jpg
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Well that explains a lot, I aways thought they let them just hang down. silly me....
Thanks for that info...
Bob....
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Last post by BobnBev
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:43 pm
Irishman in a elevator
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BobnBev »
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:51 am
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR
Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big...
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I'd faint as well if I was ever confronted with those measurements :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:53 pm
ADVERTISING GIMMICKS
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RussellB[SA] »
Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:20 am
I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. This one should get First...
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:20 am
IT'S FINALLY HERE, ALL MEN REJOICE
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RussellB[SA] »
Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:00 pm
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Wow!!
I finally think that I'm happy I failed to accede to my Mothers suggestion that I refrain from self manipulation of my genital area during an...
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:50 am
Dont drink n Drive
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BobnBev »
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:47 am
A word to the wise.
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of...
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Last post by BobnBev
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:47 am
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