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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
A Kiwi Farmer
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Dot »
Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:10 pm
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A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheep,
'301, 302, 303, 304, hellow darling, 306. 307,..........
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Either that grass is soggy or the sheep let the tyres down to give them time to escape :lol:
Or digging in ready to pounce. :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by ALAN 41
Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:28 pm
The Irish Christening
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norman »
Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:14 am
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in a coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw...
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Last post by norman
Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:14 am
Words
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Dot »
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:51 pm
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When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned...
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Disappointment, I am... :(
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:20 am
Senior Moments - the video.
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Chuck »
Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:14 pm
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Seen it before, some may not have, well worth watching.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Seen it before, some may not have, well worth watching.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I had that sent to me today by someone from work. Do you reckon people...
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Last post by supersparky
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:54 pm
The place for Blonde Jokes
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T1 Terry »
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:39 am
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I realised we don't have blonde joke collection I thought i should start one.
This is from Casino John
A blonde goes over to her friend's house...
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My brothers blond girlfriend got upset one day when all the blonde jokes started flying around, she stood up and announced not all dumbs are blond...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:14 pm
Perfect woman
by
RussellB[SA] »
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:14 am
One day a bloke decides to retire........

He booked
Himself on a Pacific
Cruise and proceeded to have the
Time of his life, that is, until...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:14 am
Dorothy Dix
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by Jim » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:56 pm
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Dear Dorothy Dix,
My partner has a long record of money problems. She runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay...
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ha ha ha ha ha ha. that's good
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Last post by madiesmum
Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:38 pm
Redneck Murder
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Craig »
Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:13 pm
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:32 pm
The Coat...
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norman »
Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:09 am
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Have a look at this .....Amazing....
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:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:52 am
Brian's the man
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T1 Terry »
Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:59 pm
Another Casino john classic
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, Perfect...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:59 pm
Bloke walks into a pub...
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Chuck »
Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:03 pm
... with a loaded revolver and yells out...
Which of you bastards has been sleeping with my wife?
A small voice pipes up...
You ain't got...
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:03 pm
The booze bus.
by ALAN 41 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:27 pm
One from Frank ( Frank and Brenda) from another forum.
The Booze Bus...!!
Two indigenous Australians were driving their old
EH Station wagon in...
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Last post by ALAN 41
Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:27 pm
Jewish business strategy
by ALAN 41 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:09 pm
After a lot of thought I decided to get a pergola built so I got three quotes for the job.
An Italian builder came, looked at the site and said no...
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Last post by ALAN 41
Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:09 pm
A Day At The Races (Adult)
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Dot »
Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:39 pm
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A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a London casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on...
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Agreed Terry, I've never seen a 'punch line' coming... :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:12 pm
Passwords...
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Chuck »
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:42 pm
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I'm always forgetting my password/s on the computer...
So I've changed it to 'incorrect' .
That way, when I log on with the wrong password the...
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You would be surprised the number of Businesses I used to go to with my work and they had a secret password of password
Another well known...
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Last post by homeless
Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:57 pm
Grocery trip
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Dot »
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:41 pm
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me.
Making a...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:41 pm
Will the dollar fall or not?
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Dot »
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:39 pm
The Question of the Day is...... Will the Dollar fall or not?
Always remember,
The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Arse...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:39 pm
Possibly a new species...
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norman »
Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:30 pm
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic...
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Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:30 pm
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Last post by Dot
Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:08 pm
Older drivers
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T1 Terry »
Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:53 am
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This one was sent to me by Casino John, not quite sure if it should be restricted to the funnies section but it was good for a laugh so...
With the...
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Sorry to the other lot out there, I havent had a fine for over 18 years. I will have to improve my lot and start to do all them things.. Why should...
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Last post by BobnBev
Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:07 am
life
by possum52 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:53 pm
LIFE
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your...
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Last post by possum52
Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:53 pm
Here's a few on age
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Dot »
Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:16 pm
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:16 pm
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Last post by Chuck
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:54 pm
SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …
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Craig »
Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:53 am
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A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.
What do you mean? said...
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Thanks Craig, that put a smile on my dial. I hadn't heard that ending before. I wondered how it was going to end.
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Last post by supersparky
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00 pm
Doctor Doctor !!
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BobnBev »
Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:27 pm
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1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining...
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:lol: :lol: What's the name of the DR and do you have a baby I could borrow for a few hrs?? :twisted:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:03 pm
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