Joker's Palace

New Topic

1990 topics

Page 79 of 80
- Jump to page:
Previous
1
…
76
77
78
79
80
Next

Announcements

Replies

Views

Last post

To Join The Forum

Last post by Greynomad « Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Posted in Forum Notices
Replies: 17
by BruceS » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am » in Forum Notices
1

2
First post

From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...

Last post

Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!

As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
17 Replies

74351 Views

Last post by Greynomad
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm

Topics

Replies

Views

Last post

Knock Knock

Last post by T1 Terry « Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:11 pm
Replies: 17
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:22 am
1

2
First post

Since I’ve retired I have more time to think and deal with those every day situations that were too minor to deal with like talking to the religious...

Last post

Something should be covered anyway, there was an alien spaceship alert at Kerang around Easter with flashing lights in the clouds much like a...
17 Replies

1641 Views

Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:11 pm
email jokes

Last post by BobnBev « Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:38 pm
Replies: 1
by BobnBev » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:25 pm

First post

We all get them, some ok been here before but some times you get one that just has that little some thing that makes you smile.
Teacher, Humans are...

Last post

I went to see my Doc last week and I asked him how you know when some one needs help or should be in a home.
We fill a bath tub with water, and give...

1 Replies

405 Views

Last post by BobnBev
Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:38 pm
Pictures of a NUDE Santa

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:26 am

by RussellB[SA] » Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:26 am

Scroll down
*

*

*

*

*

*

*

Cheese and Rice I don't believe you Guys!

You actually Looked!!

You still think there is a santa?

0 Replies

381 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:26 am
A Couple of quickies

Last post by Coolabah1au « Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:57 pm
Replies: 1
by Dot » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:37 pm

First post

Was in the pub last night when this real ass hole looked at my beer belly and sarcastically said, Is that VB or Coopers ? I said. There's a freakin...

Last post

image.jpg To be or not to be

1 Replies

384 Views

Last post by Coolabah1au
Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:57 pm
Welcome test

Last post by BruceS « Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:08 pm
Replies: 1
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:40 pm

1 Replies

360 Views

Last post by BruceS
Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:08 pm
How Fast?

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 am

by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 am

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an...

0 Replies

342 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 am
Marital Affairs

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:19 am

by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:19 am

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
With his secretary.

One day they went to her place
And made love all afternoon.

Exhausted,...

0 Replies

333 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:19 am
how Adam got Eve...

Last post by norman « Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:18 am

by norman » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:18 am

How Adam Got Eve --

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said...

0 Replies

312 Views

Last post by norman
Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:18 am
Cats or Dogs?

Last post by Dot « Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:56 pm
Replies: 1
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:36 pm

First post

Screen Shot 2012-12-06 at 3.04.52 PM.png

Last post

pug.jpg

1 Replies

391 Views

Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:56 pm
Parrots...

Last post by Geoff Clifton « Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:20 pm
Replies: 27
by norman » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:07 pm
1

2

3
First post

Parrots.gif

Last post

Terry.

Right click the pic and 'copy location'
Paste into an email or better use gmail and upload an image and paste the location in the upload...
27 Replies

1694 Views

Last post by Geoff Clifton
Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:20 pm
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:43 pm

by RussellB[SA] » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:43 pm

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.

It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.

Since...

0 Replies

353 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:43 pm
Cats

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:39 pm

by RussellB[SA] » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:39 pm

Screen Shot 2012-12-06 at 3.09.00 PM.png

0 Replies

296 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:39 pm
A vacuum...

Last post by norman « Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 pm

by norman » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 pm

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you...

0 Replies

330 Views

Last post by norman
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 pm
Sell my stuff when I die

Last post by T1 Terry « Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:48 am
Replies: 3
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:37 am

First post

Sell my stuff when I die.jpg

Last post

like a good wine... the older it is the bet that only works for red wine, some are of the white wine variety and just turn to vinegar ;) :lol:

T1...

3 Replies

505 Views

Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:48 am
True

Last post by ALAN 41 « Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:36 pm
Replies: 7
by Dot » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:03 am

First post

cherries004.jpg

Last post

Just think of where it's tongue's been... & what it's been licking! :twisted:

Jealous Chuck. :twisted: :lol: :lol:

7 Replies

749 Views

Last post by ALAN 41
Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:36 pm
Ya gotta laff

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm

by RussellB[SA] » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm

I came in to Sydney recently and whilst passing through the airport was asked by the immigration official weather I had a criminal record. I asked...

0 Replies

343 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm
Blonde,s again...

Last post by norman « Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm

by norman » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm

Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
On a Habitat for Humanity House..
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
Would reach into her nail pouch,...

0 Replies

335 Views

Last post by norman
Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm
Pain transfer

Last post by BruceS « Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:37 pm
Replies: 2
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:24 am

First post

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new...

Last post

haha........ can't blame the milkie anymore!...... none left on the job!

2 Replies

424 Views

Last post by BruceS
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:37 pm
Bah Humbug

Last post by T1 Terry « Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm

by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm

Another Casino John classic

Bah Humbug.JPG

0 Replies

360 Views

Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm
Blonde,s again...

Last post by norman « Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:01 pm

by norman » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:01 pm

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies,
'Early this...

0 Replies

347 Views

Last post by norman
Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:01 pm
The Overnight Ferry

Last post by BruceS « Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:47 pm
Replies: 1
by T1 Terry » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:32 am

First post

Blatantly stolen from another forum but still good for a laugh

Two weary diplomats (a man and a woman) who have never met before found themselves...

Last post

How a woman can deflate a man's ego in one foul swoop!

1 Replies

399 Views

Last post by BruceS
Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:47 pm
Love @ Xmas

Last post by Dot « Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 pm

by Dot » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 pm

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look...

0 Replies

346 Views

Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 pm
Party at Normans

Last post by Dot « Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:12 pm
Replies: 1
by Dot » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:56 pm

First post

cherries002.jpg

Last post

norman lamb.jpg

1 Replies

471 Views

Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:12 pm
For the electrical experts

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:54 pm
Replies: 5
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:18 pm

First post

I have two solar panels (unknown) feeding into a 12v sealed battery from which feeds the lights, radio, Satdish, VAST STB TV and the fan.

The...

Last post

Might have to get the moderators onto this thread.
Nope they don't lock them....... they just donate them one of those plastic chairs that T1 has for...

5 Replies

619 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:54 pm
Mediaeval Chinese whispers

Last post by RussellB[SA] « Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:51 pm

by RussellB[SA] » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:51 pm

A young man joins the monastery.

He is assigned to helping the other monks

in copying the old canons and laws of the

church by hand.

He...

0 Replies

388 Views

Last post by RussellB[SA]
Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:51 pm

New Topic

1990 topics

Page 79 of 80
- Jump to page:
Previous
1
…
76
77
78
79
80
Next

Return to Board Index

Forum permissions

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum