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Best for the future, Wayne...
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The Coache's pep talk...
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Chuck »
Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:30 am
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,
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Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:30 am
A hard act to follow
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T1 Terry »
Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:50 pm
Old man goes in for a operation to his groin. Voluptuous young blond nurse comes in, strips him down and shaves his nether's in preparation.
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Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:50 pm
Thursday
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Dot »
Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:20 pm
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
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My wife ask if I could help out with the house cleaning. I said sure, what do you want me to do? She said, when your done using the toilet, use the...
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Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:43 pm
5 into 4 don't go...
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Chuck »
Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:28 pm
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
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:lol: :lol:
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Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:34 pm
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Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:34 pm
Senior Citizen
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:17 pm
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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
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Two old blokes were chatting on the park bench. Fred turns to his mate Tom and says, I on a hot date tonight with that young nurse that comes around...
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:29 pm
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:54 pm
Salesman
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Dot »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm
Dilemma?
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Dot »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:51 pm
One friend said to the other, What is a dilemma, actually?
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:51 pm
Garage door
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:15 pm
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Garage Door
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Another male with delusions of grandure :lol:
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:26 pm
Banana split
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:20 pm
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he...
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:20 pm
Hearing aid
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:19 pm
A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'...
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:19 pm
3 old guys
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:18 pm
Three old guys are out walking.
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:18 pm
Newborn baby
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pet-els »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:16 pm
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now...
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:lol: :lol: good one and Oh so true :lol:
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:17 pm
A HORSE, A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
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T1 Terry »
Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:38 am
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
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Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:38 am
Sunday
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Dot »
Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:19 pm
A group of Victorians were travelling by tour bus through Hervey Bay.
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Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:19 pm
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Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:36 pm
Saturday
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Dot »
Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:27 pm
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Boat club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired...
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Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:27 pm
Friday
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Dot »
Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:10 pm
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Hervey Bay .
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And three seconds later he fell off his chair with a violent blow to his temple. His wife pleaded justifiable homicide.
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Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:56 pm
To Keep ageing grey cell active...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:21 pm
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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?
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Old quiz, got them all right this time. :)
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Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:58 pm
Friends
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Dot »
Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:38 pm
Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, and watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
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Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:38 pm
Hope for menopausal women
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generdawg »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:09 am
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Pinched from this SITE :
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:36 pm
Wedding Cake...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:30 pm
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Brisbane .
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:30 pm
Old Goats...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:27 pm
A group of Britons were travelling by tour bus through Holland.
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:27 pm
Pregnant Prostitute...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:10 pm
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, do you know who the father is?
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:10 pm
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