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Chuck wrote:
Dot wrote:I heard you had braille on those chubby fingertips of yours :lol: :lol: :lol:
Had lunch yesterday with Berny 'n' Jan at our local pub along with some old time friends of theirs. John - friend - was telling us about an old uncle of his that was a brilliant cartoon drawer... drawerer... sketcher who did a fair bit of nude drawings - as the sketcher, not the model.

Suggested to Berny that we should try that... go to a nude model posing & say that our eyesight was failing & would she mind if we did some Braille sketching.

Think about it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Certainly bares thinkin about

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Well I shall just have to enrol to be a nude model and go to where you guys are going to go,, Now that will put pay to your lustful ways you naughty boys :lol: :lol:
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Will you be using the moon photos in your portfolio Dottie?
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T1 Terry wrote:Will you be using the moon photos in your portfolio Dottie?
Forget the folio she will probably just settle for the PORT. :D




Preferably in a 5 litre cask. :lol: :lol:
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Ahh... the Dapto/Woe handbag eh :lol: I think Dottie is more of a Baileys girl myself, maybe we can do a swap at Whitfield ;) although the Durif will be flavour of the day I'm thinking :D
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I am so sorry Uncle Carl, as I can only send this e-mail on to
110,000 people as that is all that is practical, my address list
blacks out at 199,999, people and will not come back up for a
week and a half. I can send it to a dozen though. Oh, I almost
got my hand off the mouse before you said anything, Ha! And
furthermore , how did you know I had insufficient brain
activity? I now keep my toothbrush in my back pocket, Ha!!!




As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.

I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water
in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a
big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a
coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed
there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land
on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the
fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you
to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician!

Oh, and by the way...

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..

NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY
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Hi Bellet65, do you still drive one? :D :D :D :D :D :D
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