Thought for Today

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Why don't smart appliances realise what is wrong and bring up the relevant part of the manual on the scrolling display and pump it out through the linked in audio system when it recognises the first swear word?
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Noggins wrote: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:15 am
Greynomad wrote: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:27 am Sometimes I talk to myself...
because I need expert advice.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And you know that you're talking to some one of equal intelligence .



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T1 Terry wrote: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:21 pm Why don't smart appliances realise what is wrong and bring up the relevant part of the manual on the scrolling display and pump it out through the linked in audio system when it recognises the first swear word?
IF I SWEAR AT SIRI, SHE SULKS AND SHUTS DOWN...
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Q: Why don’t schools of fish have school choirs?

A: Because you can’t tuna fish.

Ba-boom TISH!!!
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I used to be indecisive...
But now I’m not sure.
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:24 pm Q: Why don’t schools of fish have school choirs?

A: Because you can’t tuna fish.

Ba-boom TISH!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:?: :?: :?: Who is Tish :?: ;)
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Chuck wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:52 am
Greynomad wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:24 pm Q: Why don’t schools of fish have school choirs?

A: Because you can’t tuna fish.

Ba-boom TISH!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:?: :?: :?: Who is Tish :?: ;)
She was the Tuna tuner ;)
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Somebody recently told me that technology will very soon make paper redundant.
REALLY?
Let's see you blow your nose on an iPad...
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Greynomad wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:54 pm Somebody recently told me that technology will very soon make paper redundant.
REALLY?
Let's see you blow your nose on an iPad...
Have you seen the video where the techno freak is annoying everyone about paper being so last century, then the next shot is him sitting on the throne of contemplation and spies the empty toilet roll holder. He calls out for someone to shove some paper under the door and next thing a notebook tablet is pushed under the door :lol:
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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