Thought for Today

[supersparky]

Wayne, If all you have coming out is steam I think you might need to go to another doctor!!!

[supersparky]

I want to know where you get the little chairs that go with the little 3 legged table that comes with a large pizza.

T1,

Your pizza shop must be a lot flasherer that ours... no little table under ours, just the bottom of the cardboard box.

The little table is to keep the lid off the top of the large pizza. The steam makes the cardboard lid soft and it tends to droop in the middle and onto the pizza.

All the high class pizza joints have the little 3 leg tables. Some of our other members with a bit of culture would surely have noticed this.

[Chuck]

A spiritualist maybe?

Nah... don't wear a collar if'n I can help it & definitely not backwards.

Ah, there is a difference between minister and administer The spiritualist is the one who reads the cards or tea leaves or residue in the bottom of the glass to come up with a profound piece of insight into future events ..... just like those who indulge in the distilled or fermented grape beverages after they have had a few

Perhaps we can shorten this discussion if I suggest that I was making up a word similar to alcoholic by using the spirit word with the back end of the alcohol word added on... maybe I should have used - spiritaholic.

[Chuck]

Mate changed his car horn sound to that of gunshots...people move out of the way much faster now.

[supersparky]

Mate changed his car horn sound to that of gunshots...people move out of the way much faster now.

And he probably gets a police escort now too!!!

[Greynomad]

Friend of ours installed a horn which really sounded like a bull.
Driving in the country he sounded it to warn a calf off the road...
The calf bolted, but he was mobbed by cows. Had to stop and proceed ve-e-r-r-r-ry slowly!

[Greynomad]

Have you ever noticed that
"trousers"
is singular at the top
... and plural at the bottom???

[Chuck]

You have a plural bottom..... WOW!!!

[Chuck]

You know that little 'tingly' feeling you get when you realise you really, really like that particular person with the opposite body parts - yeah - same as the misses, well that feeling is common sense leaving your body!!

[T1 Terry]

You have a plural bottom..... WOW!!!

Maybe he over ate at some point and had to have a second one installed