Thought for Today

[Greynomad]

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead...
But other people suffer...


Same thing with stupid.

[Greynomad]

The other day, someone told me they make ice cubes out of leftover wine.
I'm confused...
What's 'leftover wine'?

[supersparky]

The other day, someone told me they make ice cubes out of leftover wine.
I'm confused...
What's 'leftover wine'?

They probably mean that they don't make ice-cubes!

[jon_d]

Why does every bloke; when strapping something down in a trailer, give it a shake and say; "that won't move"

[Shirley]

Because they are male

[Dot]

Because they are male

I thought Shirley had the best thought for today

[Chuck]

"DON'T TOUCH" must be rather scary to read in braille.

[Greynomad]

There are three sure signs that you are getting old:
1. Memory loss
2. Umm...


I forget the other two.

[Greynomad]

Sorta like :-
A dog's lead
The weight of lead
He will lead the troops.
Lead in the pencil
Etc Etc
No wonder some say English is hard to understand
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But the best description I've heard about the "English as she is spoke" came from a Frenchman
He recons the Scots hate the English so much they took it out and laid it along the road
Then as every Scot passed it they chopped it up a little with their swords
When it no longer looked English and was acceptable to the average Scot they put it back in and have used their version ever since then.

True


Ron

Someone once said that English doesn’t borrow from other languages.
It follows them down dark alleys, mugs them, and goes through their pockets looking for loose grammar.

[Greynomad]

Why does every bloke; when strapping something down in a trailer, give it a shake and say; "that won't move"

Ever noticed that when a man fills the petrol tank, he shakes the filler nozzle to get the last drop off.

Women don’t do that.

I wonder why?

Any suggestions Shirley??