One for Chuck

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Tough Guys
PeterH

The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.




Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.



The night of tales begins...


Kiven the Kiwi says "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends".



Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today".



Colin the Australian remained silent....slowly poking the fire with his penis

[Vik351]

now Coll would what ya call “A Rud Hot Duck Hud”

vik... FFS...

[T1 Terry]

Well, if Colin hadn't been circumcised before he would be now eh

[Helen Grose]

good one
HTFFBO

[Greynomad]

[pet-els]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .

VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service .

PeterH

[Greynomad]

I’ve always wondered about our pollies...

[supersparky]

Has anybody else noticed that there are TWO One for Chuck threads. I thought I was loosing my s**t for a while, but now it is OK.