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From another thread, a reply to Ray's
* 'blind reindeer' = No-eye Deer. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Blind reindeer with no legs, still no eye deer :lol: I won't do the next line or Dottie will give me another holiday :twisted:
Would that be “Blind reindeer with no eyes, no legs and no p***s”?
“Still no f****** idea!”

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An oldie but a goodie, still! :P :P :P
So old it is now referred to as "none ocular venison" around our place :lol: Can you decipher "small incognito horse" ?
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I’m not good at cryptic crosswords... :?
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OK Ray.

I usually get all your one liners. Some take a little bit to soak in an appreciate.... but I get there in the end.

but today's ... it's very cryptic.
I’m not good at cryptic crosswords...
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Why are goods sent by ship called 'CARGO' & those sent by truck 'SHIPMENT' ?

Why is it called 'RUSH HOUR' when traffic moves at it's slowest?

How come noses run & feet smell?

Why is TV called a 'SET' when there is only one ?
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Can you decipher "small incognito horse" ?
It was a bit of a mis-direct, a clue, it is a consumable generally associated with a dessert

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Colt(d) cuts?
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Chuck wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:08 am Why is TV called a 'SET' when there is only one ?
Cos you can buy two really small ones, stick one on each eye, like contact lenses, and have...
STEREOVISION!!

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T1 Terry wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:05 pm
Can you decipher "small incognito horse" ?
It was a bit of a mis-direct, a clue, it is a consumable generally associated with a dessert

T1 Terry
Mascarpone (Mask-a-pony)
How about F-L-O-U-R
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Breaking News:
Facebook, Twitter and You Tube are merging to form one mega enterprise.

The new name will include parts of each of the merging identities

"Youtwitface"
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The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent .......... are they waiting their turn?
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