Not sure if this one has been posted on this forum before, but Peter (Pet-els) sent it to me in an email so I thought I'd share it here
Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a 4th grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr.Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious POTUS asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"
President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
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T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
Now, that version of the Rump logic/mentality is pure magic & all it took was a young kids brain!!
Well... kinda.
Well... kinda.
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aka Geriatric Gypsies.
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
Yet another Trump fuelled meme
This president is even better than George W for material to make a funny meme from, probably because you can picture him actually saying it
T1 Terry
This president is even better than George W for material to make a funny meme from, probably because you can picture him actually saying it
T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
They are flowing thick and fast today:
A bankrupt, a draft dodger and misogynist walk into a bar.
Barman: What'll you have Mr Trump?
A bankrupt, a draft dodger and misogynist walk into a bar.
Barman: What'll you have Mr Trump?
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:06 pm They are flowing thick and fast today:
A bankrupt, a draft dodger and misogynist walk into a bar.
Barman: What'll you have Mr Trump?
Mr Trump: I'll have America great again ...Just like last time
Go the "Great Don"
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
Comments will be interesting if he is reelected, no one expected him to win the first election, a visiting American friend at the time, comment to Bruce was, " no chance, he will not win, ." 
Time will tell, time tells all.
10/10 for the joke.
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Time will tell, time tells all.
10/10 for the joke.
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Shirley & Bruce.
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Re: President Clown’s Unbeatable Logic
Shirley & Bruce,
(a) He has every chance of winning
OR if you insert a comma:
(b) " no chance, he will not win"
You pays your money, and you takes your pick....
That can be read two ways:" no chance he will not win,
(a) He has every chance of winning
OR if you insert a comma:
(b) " no chance, he will not win"
You pays your money, and you takes your pick....
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields