Letter to Santa

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Greynomad
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Letter to Santa

Post by Greynomad » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:11 pm

Dear Santa,

This year I'd like you to give me a big fat bank balance and a nice slim body.

... and please don't get them mixed up like you did last year.

Thanks,

Sally
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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