Crumpled $20

[Dot]

His wife asked "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now" she said "Have you ever seen 40,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
“Go look in the garage.

[Greynomad]

[supersparky]

Lucky she could drive it home

[Greynomad]

I wonder where she kept the tow truck receipt?

[Chuck]

Now that's a $hit of a question...