Fate

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Greynomad
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Fate

Post by Greynomad »

I was sitting at a Red light, minding my own business, patiently waiting
for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Aussie slogans,
with a half- burned Aussie Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car
and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next
to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly
over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That
could have been me !"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Re: Fate

Post by Noggins »

I would have been crying ......... 'cos I think I saw an empty seat in that car .



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Re: Fate

Post by supersparky »

Good one Ray, we will probably all go to hell for laughing, but it was pretty funny. :roll: :roll: :lol:
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