Wine Measures

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Wine Measures

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Wine Measures

2 Sips make 1 Glass
2 Glasses make 1 Litre
2 Litres make 2 Bottles
2 Bottles make 1 Sick
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Greynomad wrote: Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:54 am Wine Measures

2 Sips make 1 Glass
2 Glasses make 1 Litre
2 Litres make 2 Bottles
2 Bottles make 1 Sick nasty hangover next morning
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None makes me sick :(
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Dottie,
Please clarify.
Do you mean:
a) that you do not get sick, no matter how much alcohol you drink,
or
b) being forced to refrain from drinking any alcohol at all makes you sick?
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I would imagine and have been told; "There is no taste", ''this wine tastes metalic" or 'Ahh this shit and burns, what YOU trying to do.......kill me................. (1986 Grange Hermitage) was still a very good tasting wine which meant more for the other two precipitants. Hang in there Dot! X
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MONGREL Wayne :) yes there is no point in me even cracking a bottle of anything, no taste at all or if a bit it is certainly different to anything? STEAK you say Wayne?? would you like a steel or wooden stake rammed up thy jacksie when we meet? :lol:
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Dot wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:45 pm MONGREL Wayne :) yes there is no point in me even cracking a bottle of anything, no taste at all or if a bit it is certainly different to anything? STEAK you say Wayne?? would you like a steel or wooden stake rammed up thy jacksie when we meet? :lol:
Got just the thing for you Dottie, no, not that, a drink you can enjoy. Honey infused Whiskey, it will soothe the throat, ease the mind and if you get any taste from it at all it will be sweat .... just stay away from the TV eh :roll:
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Called Drambuie ?
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Busman wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:52 am Called Drambuie ?
No, called Dubliner https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/D ... gJ4qfD_BwE a very nice drop, but fatal to big screen TV's when Dottie & T1 are around :oops:
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T1 Terry wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:49 am
Dot wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:45 pm MONGREL Wayne :) yes there is no point in me even cracking a bottle of anything, no taste at all or if a bit it is certainly different to anything? STEAK you say Wayne?? would you like a steel or wooden stake rammed up thy jacksie when we meet? :lol:
Got just the thing for you Dottie, no, not that, a drink you can enjoy. Honey infused Whiskey, it will soothe the throat, ease the mind and if you get any taste from it at all it will be sweat .... just stay away from the TV eh :roll: What does sweat taste like?
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