The Snowperson

[Greynomad]

The story of the snowman:

It had been snowing all night. So at

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not for decorating snow figures.

8:28 I was called a racist because the snow couple was white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women?
I replied, ‘Snowballs’ and I was called a sexist.

9:00 I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I was asked if I had any accomplices ... My children were taken by social services.

Moral: There is no moral to this story.

It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse.

[BillieBlue]

Yeah Ray that's about it, can't say or do anything anymore for fear of offending someone .The world has truely gone mad.

[Vik351]

Yeah Ray that's about it, can't say or do anything anymore for fear of offending someone .The world has truely gone mad.

I'm offended that your offended before me ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9jdezxALNI

vik...

[Dot]

Not offended by anything or anyone these days, I just tell em Oh diddims. BTW the hole that goes into the house's ceiling space is marked as "Personhole" on the original plans and that was 1997 so my ceiling is off end ed now

[BillieBlue]

Yeah Ray that's about it, can't say or do anything anymore for fear of offending someone .The world has truely gone mad.

I'm offended that your offended before me ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9jdezxALNI

vik...

Hey Vik ,how dare you assume that i offended you before me .

Ps: now you can see how stupid the whole situation has become,just tell 'em their dreamin'

[Greynomad]

Geez. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
It was a joke!

[Vik351]

Geez. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
It was a joke!

Well become a mulloonnyal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00FDR1E0zvE

vik...