A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his 70’s and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them,
"I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good
or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
Lion Tamer.
- Chuck
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Lion Tamer.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
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Re: Lion Tamer.
Love it. I thought the end was going to be a bit like the aliens and the petrol pump with a bit of twist, the lion realised be was no match for someone who could peel their fur off without even flinching
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Re: Lion Tamer.
Yep, even Tanks knows who the Lion Tamer is around here!!!
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Re: Lion Tamer.
Chuck, I don't know where you get them from, but keep 'em coming. Loved it!
Cheers
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.