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Greynomad
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Chap takes his girlfriend to a high class restaurant.
As he peruses the menu, he looks over the top and asks her, “How do you like your rice, boiled, steamed or fried?”
She flutters her eyelashes and smiling sweetly, replies “Thrown!”
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Ray
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