Lightglobe changing

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Lightglobe changing

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightglobe?
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Dont'tcha mean ho... :?

Oh! :o

Gotcha. :oops:

Helps when I turn the brain on. ;)

Good one. :D
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How many German Engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Always a good one to come out with in an SA pub, well as long as you can run real fast if they don't like the answer :lol:
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Q: How many women does it take to change a lightglobe?
A: 51. One to change it, and 50 to condemn all men as lazy sh#ts for not doing it when it blew.

I will now rapidly run for cover..... :P :mrgreen:
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Q: How many men does it take to change a lightglobe?
A: None. I got a torch in my shed. ;)
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Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightglobe.
A: Only one. But the lightglobe has to really want to change.
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