Breakfast Order.

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Chuck
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Breakfast Order.

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An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a low cut top, very short skirt and legs that won’t quit,
came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers...

"A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again

"What would you like, sir?"

Again the old man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,

"A quickie, please.”

This time she loses control, leans over, smacks him on the face with a resounding "WHACK!"... and strolls off.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers...

"Um, I think it’s pronounced 'quiche'."
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Re: Breakfast Order.

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Hope it wasn't 'quiche'." named Lorraine.
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Re: Breakfast Order.

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Umm... :? :oops: :lol:
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