British Gentleman with a problem...

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Chuck
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British Gentleman with a problem...

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British businessman in Darwin, rings the 'HELP' line...

"G'day Mate. Aussie Help Line here... what's the problem?"

"I'm in Darwin on business & my umm... lady friend has been stung on ahhh... her lower private area... by a wasp & now it is swollen & closed up!"

"Bummer mate!"

"Oh gosh - I really hadn't thought of that. Thank you so much my dear chap. Bye Bye."
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:lol: Great adaption of a very old joke, love it :lol:
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I don't understand :? please explain :twisted:
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In that case Dot, you'll need to ask a redhead. ;)
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