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Chuck wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:56 am How do you win Lotto... :?
Buy a ticket, and hope its the right one! :lol: :lol:
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Build a time machine to get next week’s numbers. 😝
Failing that, spend a million buying tickets.
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norman wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:26 am
Chuck wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:56 am How do you win Lotto... :?
Buy a ticket, and hope its the right one! :lol: :lol:
But what if you're left handed ?
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Chuck wrote: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:37 am
norman wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:26 am
Chuck wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:56 am How do you win Lotto... :?
Buy a ticket, and hope its the right one! :lol: :lol:
But what if you're left handed ?
Then you,ll never win Chuck.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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