A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!
.
Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
.
Hahahaha!
What Religion Is Your Bra?
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What Religion Is Your Bra?
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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..... & then, of course, there's the
UPPERDECKERFLOPPERSTOPPER.
UPPERDECKERFLOPPERSTOPPER.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
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The husband was confused about cup size, so the sales assistant used the fruit analogy:
Watermelons end on ? Ah, no
Honey melons? Ah, no not really
Rock melons? Nah
Grape fruit? No
Oranges? Not quite
Eggs? Yeah, fried .....
Watermelons end on ? Ah, no
Honey melons? Ah, no not really
Rock melons? Nah
Grape fruit? No
Oranges? Not quite
Eggs? Yeah, fried .....
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Yes Terry, I had a work mate who used the fruit analogy. He used to call her breasts "Dragon Fruit"
I had to look the word up, and found Dragon Fruit are related to the Cactaceae Family!
I believe he has been divorced for about 15 years now.
I had to look the word up, and found Dragon Fruit are related to the Cactaceae Family!
I believe he has been divorced for about 15 years now.
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Sort of a "prickly pair"
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