Some jokes about ourselves.. well some of us.

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Chuck
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Some jokes about ourselves.. well some of us.

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'





The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.









I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes,

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia .

Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God.....



I still have my driver's license.









I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
by the time I got my leotards on...


The class was over.








My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.









Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out






It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.






These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says,

' For fast relief.'
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That about sums it up for me.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Chuck,

You'll have to stop reading my mail... ;)
Regards & God bless,
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Yes know what you mean
Helen

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Chuck
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:22 pm Chuck,

You'll have to stop reading my mail... ;)
Hmm... & I thought I was being so careful. ;)
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Chuck wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:56 am
Greynomad wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:22 pm Chuck,

You'll have to stop reading my mail... ;)
Hmm... & I thought I was being so careful. ;)
The super glue with your finger print in it was the give away Chuck, that and the fumes that came out when the envelope was opened ... Dottie confirmed the identity :lol:
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Will have to explain to DOT that it is not kosher to be seen on ones hands & knees sniffing others nether regions. :cry:
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