I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task...
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V.. Gina
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Most of you men retire your tackle before 65.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Some dont?????????????????
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
And I but you luv on the udge of a cluff too...!!!
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Seems like V.Gina thinks he's a real prick ............................Peter
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
And I thought it was going to finish up being the ar**holes rule the world joke.
Maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
Cheers
David
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David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Maybe that joke would have been written by Huh Garse?.....................Peter
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
"tanks" here---
'FarCanal', you lot amaze me
'FarCanal', you lot amaze me
I'm now 85 years of age and living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no address, no money, no worries.
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Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
There is a houseboat near Bruce with that name.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.