Doctor's visit...

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Chuck
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Doctor's visit...

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May be an oldie but first time I've seen it...


During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through bush.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.

I avoided standing on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees - (ahhh, what a relief)

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers"



Inspired by the story, the doctor said,



"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," he replied,







"I'm just a shit golfer".
Chuck & Catriana
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Thanks Chuck, another good one. :lol: :lol: I hadn't heard it either :D :D
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Thanks for posting it Chuck....I love it,I only played twice,and they are the reasons why I never kept playing,especially the last one.................................Peter.
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I, too, have played two games in my entire life.
My scores were too embarrassing to share. They resembled a 10-pin bowling score...
Surgery and a pin in my left arm have put paid to my golfing career, as well as freestyle swimming.
Yer never know... I could have been another Tiger Woods, if I’d worked on my suntan. 😜
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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