An Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bakery.
The Kiwi steals three pastries from the counter and puts them in his pockets.
He turns to the Aussie and says, "Prutty sluck eh bro ? The owner dudn't even see me."
Unimpressed, the Aussie replies, "Typical dishonest bloody Kiwi. Mate,
I will show you the honest way to get the same result."
The Aussie calls the owner of the shop over and says, "Mate, I want to show you a magic trick."
The shop owner is intrigued.
The Aussie asks him for a pastry and promptly eats it, he then asks him for another and he eats it, he
asks for a third pastry and scoffs it too.
By now, the owner is somewhat annoyed and says, " C'mon mate, what's the magic?"
The Aussie points to the Kiwi, "Check his pockets!"
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No offence intended Norman - hope you're smiling.
Aussie magician.
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Re: Aussie magician.
That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Re: Aussie magician.
Norman, we know that you are a pom anyway. So it doesn't count!
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Re: Aussie magician.
David, I tell the Kiwi,s Im, a kiwi with a pommy accent.I I also tell the Maori I belong to the Ngati Pakeha sub tribe....supersparky wrote: ↑Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:44 pmNorman, we know that you are a pom anyway. So it doesn't count!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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