Aussie magician.

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Aussie magician.

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An Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bakery.

The Kiwi steals three pastries from the counter and puts them in his pockets.

He turns to the Aussie and says, "Prutty sluck eh bro ? The owner dudn't even see me."

Unimpressed, the Aussie replies, "Typical dishonest bloody Kiwi. Mate,

I will show you the honest way to get the same result."

The Aussie calls the owner of the shop over and says, "Mate, I want to show you a magic trick."

The shop owner is intrigued.

The Aussie asks him for a pastry and promptly eats it, he then asks him for another and he eats it, he
asks for a third pastry and scoffs it too.

By now, the owner is somewhat annoyed and says, " C'mon mate, what's the magic?"

The Aussie points to the Kiwi, "Check his pockets!"

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That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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norman wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:07 pm That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
Norman, we know that you are a pom anyway. So it doesn't count! :lol: :lol: :roll:
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supersparky wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:44 pm
norman wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:07 pm That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
Norman, we know that you are a pom anyway. So it doesn't count! :lol: :lol: :roll:
David, I tell the Kiwi,s Im, a kiwi with a pommy accent.I I also tell the Maori I belong to the Ngati Pakeha sub tribe....
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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