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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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Same bloke went down the street to the Chemist, showed him a marriage certificate and a photo of his wife. The Chemist was most sympathetic but explained he'd need a doctor's prescription for anti depressants ........
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Same trucker ... or was it the travelling salesman ;) ... arrived home from a long stint on the road with a Great Dane in tow.
Said to wife, "His name is 'Great Reluctance', and he's yours. That way, next time I leave, you'll know I leave you with Great Reluctance."
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She hit him with a frying pan.
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She hit the dog?
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jon_d wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:09 pmShe hit the dog?
Why...???

wad the dog do...???

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Maybe she was trying the "Love Test "





You know , the one where you hit the dog and your partner and then go to work :roll:
When you come home you'll see which one loves you the best and is happy to see you. :oops: ................................... and it wont be your partner :lol:


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I still can't believe she hit the dog....
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