Recycled Christmas Jokes
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Recycled Christmas Jokes
It's that time of year again folks!
Time to dredge up those old jokes that come with the silly hats and useless plastic trinkets in the Christmas Bon-bons.
Here's my contribution:
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
Feel free to add your favourite recycled Christmas Joke here. -------------> []
Time to dredge up those old jokes that come with the silly hats and useless plastic trinkets in the Christmas Bon-bons.
Here's my contribution:
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
Feel free to add your favourite recycled Christmas Joke here. -------------> []
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
OK you asked for it.
Why doesn't santa have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney.
Why doesn't santa have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney.
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Thank God Christmas only comes around once a year! Oh! It is His fault.
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Q: How do you confuse an Irishman?
A: Show him a bunch of shovels & tell him to take his pick.
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I'm of Irish descent... therefore I'm allowed to tell that one.
A: Show him a bunch of shovels & tell him to take his pick.
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I'm of Irish descent... therefore I'm allowed to tell that one.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Not exactly recycled Christmas
This is more like me at that time of the year
This is why some cats are a neurotic mess
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
How did Mary & Joseph know the babies birth weight?
They had a weigh in the manger ........
They had a weigh in the manger ........
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Small boy in Kindergarten Sunday School joined in enthusiastically when teacher asked them to draw the scene from "Silent Night": the manger & baby Jesus with Mary, Joseph & the wise men.
When he showed it to the teacher, in the background was what appeared to be a snowman.
Not wishing to upset the boy, she gently asked, "And who is that in the back?"
"Oh," replied boy, "that's Round John Virgin!"
When he showed it to the teacher, in the background was what appeared to be a snowman.
Not wishing to upset the boy, she gently asked, "And who is that in the back?"
"Oh," replied boy, "that's Round John Virgin!"
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Q: What do you call a horse in its pyjamas?
A: A Zebra
Q: What’s half of infinity?
A: Nitty
Q: Why do cows lay down together when it rains?
A: To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do ghosts eat?
A: Ghoul-lash
(Don’t blame me. They were in our Christmas Bonbons!
A: A Zebra
Q: What’s half of infinity?
A: Nitty
Q: Why do cows lay down together when it rains?
A: To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do ghosts eat?
A: Ghoul-lash
(Don’t blame me. They were in our Christmas Bonbons!
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Recycled Christmas Jokes
Some of the refreshments at the Community Lunch:
It might be the “Beer for up here”, but brewed by Carlton United Brewery in Melbourne.
(Damn! I thought I was being clever laying the can on its side. Bl**dy phone turned the pic the wrong way. )
Take two:
Note the words after Great Northern Brewing.It might be the “Beer for up here”, but brewed by Carlton United Brewery in Melbourne.
(Damn! I thought I was being clever laying the can on its side. Bl**dy phone turned the pic the wrong way. )
Take two:
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields