The scene: An executive jet full of VIPs — Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a ten-year-old schoolboy, the pilot's nephew.
An announcement comes over the PA that both engines have failed and the plane is going down. Would all passengers please take a parachute and jump.
When the cabinet is opened, as the boy was a last-minute addition to the passenger list, there are only four parachutes...
Donald Trump announces, "I'm the smartest man in the USA, and I'm needed to sort out the problems of the world." grabs one and jumps.
Boris Johnson says, "I'm needed to sort out Britain's post-Brexit problems." grabs one and jumps.
The Pope says, "As the leader of the world's catholics, the Church needs me." He takes one and jumps.
Angela Merkel says to the boy, "You can have the last one. I've lived my life, but yours is just beginning."
The 10-year-old replies, "Don't worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my schoolbag."
Poor Donald
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Poor Donald
Regards & God bless,
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Re: Poor Donald
Someone needs a rub... and a hug...!!!
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Is that like Vicks vapour rub?
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That really would make you a ‘Rocket Man’!!!
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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