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norman
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A flight from Auckland to Sydney, A blonde gets on only paid economy and sits in a first class seat.Hostess goes up and says "You only paid for economy you will have to return to your old seat" she says " Im blonde and beautiful and i'm going to Sydney" The hostess goes and sees the captain and explains the problem. " Ok i,ll send the co-pilot" so off he goes. Tells the blonde" you have to return to economy" She says " Im blonde and beautiful and im going to Sydney". Co- pilot goes back and explains to capt,"Ok i speak blonde i married one" So back he goes and whispers in blondes ear, She promptly gets up and returns to her economy seat. "What did you say to her " says the co-pilot. Capt. says "I told her first class is not going to Sydney"... :D :D :D
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:lol:
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