Toilet Paper shortage

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Greynomad
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Toilet Paper shortage

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Q: Do you know why we're short of toilet paper?

A: Because when one person sneezes, a hundred others SH!T themselves!
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Re: Toilet Paper shortage

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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